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FIVE DAYS..... FM FIVE DAYS SINCE PRINCESS FRISK LOST EVERYTHING. THER FAMILY, THER KINGDOM, THER BIRTHRIGHT..... FIVE DAYS SINCE THE NATION OF VYZXROTH HAS BEGUN HUNTING THEM ACROSS ALL ALIANTRICE.....0 Nuts to behaving I wanna F--- THAT DRAGON! ALL FRISK HAS LEFT IS THE QUEENSCIAME, A GATHERING OF FOUR WARRIORS HAND PICKED FROM THE ROYAL GUARD TO SERVE AS ESCORT. THIS IS WHERE OUR STORY CONTINUES.... YOUR JOURNEY NOW TAKES WORLD YOU TO THE COAST OF CRAVOS VIVES AROT ALAS, IT IS A DARK AND STORMY NIGHT. * FATE ROT ITEM TARC FORTUNATE THEN THAT THERE IS A CAVE WITHIN SPITTING DISTANCE TO TAKE SHELTER IN. IT IS COLD, BUT DRY. YOU EVEN FIND SOME STRAY DRIFT WOOD DRY ENOUGH TO MAKE SUIT BLE FIRE HOWEVER, YOU ARE NOT ALONE IN THIS CAVE. LOW AND BEHOLD, A DRAGON KNOWN AS THE RAPTORIOUS SCLYVER DWELLS HERE. Okay but why though? Why not? QUITE THE BREATHTAKING BEAST, ONE WHO LOOKS LIKE SHE COULD EASLY KIL EVERY LAST ONE OF YOU WITH BUT A CLAW. JUST LOOKING AT HER INSPIRES EXISTENTIAL DREAD AT THE PROSPECT OF YOUR VERY LIVES ENDING THIS NIGHT. BUT SHE SMILES WARMLY, SPEAKS IN A MOTHERLY TONE WITH THE VOICE OF AN ANGEL... ° "POOR LITTLE CHILDREN OF MAN, FORCED INTO MY CAVE TO ESCAPE THE RAIN. BE NOT TROUBLED MY LOVES FOR YOU ARE WELCOME TO STAY.....SO LONG AS YOU BEHAVE.... A KIND INVITE....AND A WARNING. WOULD BE FOOLISH TO BETRAY SUCH HOSPITALITY. And I suppose I'm gonna have to revive all your sorry butts after you all bite it? AGAIN? Yeah Sure. Fukk yeah let's do it! Screw it, who else wants to f--- the Dragon? Oh mon dute it hasn't been that bad. No, it's been embarassing. First time you guys just ate that obviously poisoned plate of spagetti in the middle of the goddamn Forest of Deceptions"! FREE FOOD Didn't even question it, just ate it! Still can't believe you let that one fairy trick you guys into kissing her butt, actually believed that crack about her butt granting wishes! I had to chase her down, ALONE to get back all the loot she stole! When I come back I find your corpses devoured by a Punk Goblin Bitch! Ever tried stealth killing And Chen Chat one "Street Bum" you guys attacked P----- him off so badly he even came back after I revived you just to a Goblin with a character that has NEGATIVE 2 in stealth!! to harvest his organs for extra cash on the black market! kill you twice! Might as well. Funny how you guys are suppose to be this elite guard. It's your job to protect me, the Princess.... Yet I, the Princess, am the one who's carrying all of you. YEAH!! OVER 15!! HIGH CRITICAL!! Well excuse us for wanting to grind out A trait that is useless without a proper-healer! the Zenkai Boost trait of the Saiyan, Class, And last I checked Saiyans have negative 2 healing. Speaking of which, you didn't have to play as the Princess. It was the only class with high enough healing to cover FOUR SAIYANS. Then....what did you just have us roll for? Basically being forced to run 4 Charmanders in early Kanto. Four Charmanders with Charizardite X thank you very much. Mega Charizard X sucks, Y is way better. Says you... Well anyway, everyone other than the Princess proceed to have an O--- with the dragon. Roll your D10s. FAFO DISEASE. Well it's good to hear that these Biotics are just potions we can buy at the store and not another MP guzzling spell I have to keep track of... Sorry hum it ain't that easy. FAFO Biotics are Rectal Suppositories. 20 91 12 16 ટા 20 16 Goddammit. Sorry. we f----- that dragon up! 20 Yeah you certainly did Although, having sex with a Raptorious Sclyver is always a guaranteed action that requires no dice roll... 12 w 16 Here's the deal. This is a permanent status effect for starters. Every 60 turns you guys will suffer a 6 turn long 35% debuff to Attack, Defense, Evasion and Stamina. Let's see, L 2.3... 12 91 18 Oh dear, all four of you got it. Four HD Possitive Saiyans ThaT I have To Periodically FIST... IN THE ANUS The only way to counteract this debuff is to administer 1 FAFO Biotic treatment to each individual player/carrying the disease. I FAFO biotic Costs about And only the princess-with their +20 medic skill can administer biotics. F--- AROUND What even is FAFO anyway? FIND OUT

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Hey Frisk... Yeah? You're Japanese right? Do you want to learn Japanese? I can teach you. Which one? I heard there's three different versions. My heritage was thrown away when I wound up at Mt. Ebott Orphanage. And besides, I'm much too old to start learning it now.... Hmmmm...... Apparently, born and abandoned in Texas and all that. Well then.... Download? y'know 1 could just... "download" it into you….. All of them very complicated. Are you sure? It is your heritage after all. Thanks anyw Trust me. Um, okay. Yeah, like a little "firmware update; to your mind. How would that even work? Oww my f------ head.... はじめまして (Greetings little human) 私はチャーリー・モニングスター (I am Charlie Morningstar) あなたのお名前は (What is your name?) J&T H--------! I know Japanese now! チャーリーさん、 こんにちは (Hello Charlie-san) フリスク・モーニングスターです。 (I am Frisk Morningstar) あなたの子供です (I am your child) You know what that s--- does to mortals! Or did you already forget the last few you used it on!! Anything for CHARLE you Sweetheart Hey dad c'mon I learned my lesson after accidently creating the Cenobites. Luckily it was only just a single human language so the corruption was easy to completely remove. I only used a fraction this time, just teaching Frisk some Japanese, they're perfectly fine. Well, all's well that ends well.... Just have to stay in bed for a few days and you'll be right as rain. And hey, you know い Japanese now...so, win win. Did I just hear you use.... The Universal Revelation?! AGAIN? N-No...? CHARLIE. Mcmaybe? You're okay right Frisk? Կամ あほ (Idiot.)
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