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File: aziz.jpg (84 KB, 720x540) No S COVEN TO YOUR DO Minutes Free!' teed Joe's Pepper ☐ Anonymous 01/05/25(Sun)21:04:00 No.207634914 >Why don't you get Abdul to deliver it? >>207635324 >>207635417 >"They found his passport lying on top of the wreckage. NOW GO!!!" ☐ Anonymous 01/05/25(Sun)21:33:05 No.207635312 >Look, kid, I got a newspaper to run and I need a picture of the splattered corpses at Ground Zero in seven minutes! >Fine, here. >Crap. Run it on page one with the headline "Spider-Man Leaves Trade Tower Victims to Die!" Give you two hundred bucks for the picture. >Three hundred for that and one from my private "LOL SUPERMAN" stash. >That's outrageous! Done. ☐ Anonymous 01/05/25(Sun)21:33:41 No.207635318 ► File: 1736073212833.jpg (230 KB, 1280×720) o Smoking IR DOOR >GOOOooooO00000000 Dr lepper le INCE 0000 ☐ Anonymous 01/05/25(Sun)21:41:18 No.207635417 File: americanmoviescene.png (449 KB, 720x540) Pepper Dr Pepper Pepper Pepper Dr Pepper Pepper Pepper Pepper Dr Pepper Pepper Dr Pepper Pepper Dr Pepper lepper Pepper Pepper Pepper Pepper Pepper Pepper Pepper Dr epper Pepper Pepper Pepper Pepper Pepper Dr Pepper >>207634914 (OP). >american movies

MIRROR NOW MIRRORNOW.IN CALIFORNIA FIRES WATCH: DEADLY FIRES GRIP HOLLYWOOD STARS' HOMES | Anonymous (ID: baWLIwd7 | 01/09/25(Thu)17:14:43 No.493843417 >be rich af >lose one of your multimillion dollar mansions in a fire >go on the news and cry about your loss from a 5 star hotel >everyone on redderp expresses their sorrow and sends condolences redshit logic: obscene wealth = good if you're a Dem

Anonymous ITT: Cooking buzzwords you hat(...) 1.4 MB WEBM 11/01/24(Fri)04:24:25 No.20946633 >comfort food All food is supposed to be comforting, there's no non-comfort food that's worth cooking. >soul food Its just basic American homemade dishes, but greasier and overcooked. >creamy Probably means it is tasteless without being buried in heavy whipping cream to mask the taste. >garlicky See above, just replace whipping cream with garlic. >fusion Oh wow, you added soy sauce to it, such fusion. Anonymous 11/01/24(Fri)04:39:15 No.20946637 >literal autistic retard triggered by everyday words and phrases thread no #43923948234 >>20946994 # >>20947280 #

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Anonymous what is wrong with zoomers 12/24/23(Sun)07:37:58 No.75871286 >Be me straight male 65 KB JPG >a twink in lingerie is riding me

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Anonymous 26 KB PNG >S--- tastes good 06/03/24(Mon)08:34:14 No.77706687 >Be me >Practicaly never drink coffee, even then dilute it to the extreme with milk because I f------ hate the taste >Be yesterday, late afternoon >Friend gets me a blueberry red bull "Eh, coffee just helps me stay awake for a couple hours when I do use it, how bad can it be" >Drink another one without thinking >Ffw 2AM >Can't sleep >Start looking for things to do 6 hours later, and I have cleaned up my whole house, been to the gym, repaired a burst pipe, changed two lightbulbs, sent a letter that had been waiting for 3 months, bought a bicycle, patched the holes in two pairs of pants and then some more What the actual f--- do they put in those? It can't be just caffeine. I'm litteraly twitching and running from doing one thing to another like I'm on pervitin.

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I was f------ lied to Anonymous 06/02/24(Sun)22:12:46 No.919300233 GG >Be me >Anon in highschool in the late 90s, early 00's >Ask mom about girls and what to do about them being jerks. >Mom says to not worry, girls get more mature with age. >FFW to my mid-30s >A number of women still act the same >Shallow >Gold-Digging >Foolish Mom f------ lied to me why would you do this to me mom, I trusted you!

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Anonymous 05/14/19(Tue)04:45:29 No.799706749 How do I stop thinking of women as the enemy? 316 KB JPG 1 Reply Anonymous Have sex. View Thread 05/14/19(Tue)04:46:32 No.799706786

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Anonymous litcord 06/02/24(Sun)13:38:18 No.23448463 906 KB PNG >look for lit discord >"people on /lit/ can't discuss books cause they never read!" >join >it's just retards acting retarded >they don't talk about books >one of their pinned comments was a screenshot making fun of a guy who called them out for encouraging a 13yo girl to show her p---- >they randomly call people troons and tell them kys >they're essentially all suicidal losers who've just been long enough with each other that they don't care anymore about the others being really bad people so they try to justify them to outsiders by saying "oh, he has a good heart, it's just jokes" What did I miss, how did things start and how did it become like this? 5 Replies Anonymous >>23448463 (OP) # View Thread 06/02/24(Sun)13:41:35 No.23448469 discord is literal kids and actual fr who want attention. entire platform is a toilet. make quality threads and posts, save them and repost them time to time and you will get discussion here. just dont get butthurt if you post once and dont get a reply. time of day is important.

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Anonymous 122 KB PNG of my liver 06/02/24(Sun)19:31:20 No.919291718 >be me >Finishing up my cycle, go into the doc to get some blood work >doc says my hdl is 15, my Idl is 220 and my BP is 215 over 160 and I need an ultrasound >Tells me I need to stop using steroids because I'm killing myself and being 290 lbs is going to put me into an early grave >Tell him his woke misandry needs to be dialed down and you can be healthy at any size I thought > Tells me injecting mass amounts of testosterone derivatives and analogues is a human experiment that's clearly going quite poorly and I'm going to die >This soy boy thinks being a man is unhealthy The medical gaslighting plus size men suffer is real

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. • 34m (06/02/24 15:35) 77702415 1 Re 0 Img JPG 28KB (678 x 452) images (1) (1).jpg 1 Reply >sky randomly decides to move around >Decides to push whimsical giant pinwheels >Creates electricity??? Y'all honestly believe this s---?

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Anonymous Goodwrench QUICK LUBE plus NASCA Winston Cup 7 Tim Champion 12/05/21(Sun)20:03:41 No.868060283 Goo GM Goodwrench FOOD CITY 39317312-0E92-43F6-827B-0202CD46D188.jpg 756 KB JPG >Be American Football Fan >Terrible fan community >Complicated rules >Ungrateful idiots paid millions >Be NASCAR fan >loving community every gets along >Easy to follow person in front wins >Good ole' boys work hard drive good to win big

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Anonymous 141 KB JPG 06/02/24(Sun)11:21:04 No.23448090 >Dostoevsky's favorite writer. >Tolstoy's favorite. >Hugo's favorite. >Nabokov favorite >Never had a single book in the top 100 Why doesn't /lit/ like Dickens? Have you guys simply not read him or is it a genuine dislike? Is the pros to hard to understand for zoomers? Anonymous literally who >>23448142 # >>23448164 # 06/02/24(Sun)11:32:21 No.23448128 Anonymous >>23448128 # 06/02/24(Sun)11:37:03 No.23448142 I think he directed that movie about a chocolate company >>23448164 # Anonymous >>23448090 (OP) # 06/02/24(Sun)11:37:35 No.23448146 >>Never had a single book in the top 100 W-- is that true?

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> have computer issue > google *issue* reddit > thread recommends program that does the exact thing i need > github link > oh no > "open source" > OH NO > no exe > install instructions are 1000+ words > can only be run via cmd > download doesn't include dependencies > "how to use" is even longer than install instructions > ten million commands that does s--- no one has ever needed > name of program is "*issue* fixer" > to fix issue you need a 200 word command > f--- this > go back to reddit thread > "just change this registry key" > go to reg.edit > change a single "enable" to "disable" > problem instantly fixed why the f--- is every single github program so bloated and non-user friendly? if your program doesnt have a UI or at the very least a f------ exe your degree should be revoked

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File: niggasexpenis.png (211 KB, 1200x675) ☐ Trapped in a Dead Internet Sandbox Anonymous 06/02/24(Sun)02:46:59 No.38051071 >>38051108 >>38051143 >>38051165 >>38051423 >>38052167 >>38052205 >>38052224 >>38052264 I think I'm trapped in a cordoned-off sandbox in the Dead Internet >Be me >Reasonably popular online. You probably haven't heard of me unless you're in some niche corners, but treated as borderline an authority in those corners >develop a project that people seem to love >reddit posts get tens of thousands of upvotes >many friend requests and friendings on twitter from strangers >seems okay >start making some hypotheses about things, making out-of-the-box theories (not schizo, more educated guesses about technology and economics) >a few replies seem unusually extremely agitated by my posts, far moreso than reasonable, I mean really flying into vitriolic rage for what I thought were harmless theories and mental simulations >profiles are also really strange, but don't think of it >but then some time around 2023, everything changes >posts everywhere failing to get traction >sockpuppets affected as well >selfpromos ignored, and when I buy views and upvotes, they get deleted (not even for botting) mysteriously for arbitrary rule breaks >try connecting with similar artists, no one replies >projects floundering >literal only fans are turbo-autistic coomers who don't care about the project, only a single waifu I don't even like, or extremely overthink the project >make me not even want to work on it >barely any visibility on google, despite having hundreds of thousands of views for it >commission artists >high quality artists >artwork comes back low-quality and sloppy with bad fingers and anatomy (long before Al, so that's not it) as if artists wanted to screw me over specifically >others' commissions look fantastic, mine look amateur >could just be that my ideas are bad? >share it personally in a fan group, guaranteed feedback >no feedback in self-promo channels, no reactions, nothing, then server gets "raided" and deleted 2 days later >mysterious as f--- Machine God of the Internet, please let me out and get social approval. I apologize for my sins. Anonymous 06/02/24(Sun)02:52:54 No.38051099 >>38051432 saging this thread to make you even more paranoid

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