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> have computer issue > google *issue* reddit > thread recommends program that does the exact thing i need > github link > oh no > "open source" > OH NO > no exe > install instructions are 1000+ words > can only be run via cmd > download doesn't include dependencies > "how to use" is even longer than install instructions > ten million commands that does s--- no one has ever needed > name of program is "*issue* fixer" > to fix issue you need a 200 word command > f--- this > go back to reddit thread > "just change this registry key" > go to reg.edit > change a single "enable" to "disable" > problem instantly fixed why the f--- is every single github program so bloated and non-user friendly? if your program doesnt have a UI or at the very least a f------ exe your degree should be revoked

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Board /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 Anonymous >Check the news Settings Mobile Home 02/11/25(Tue)19:11:15 No.80329324 image_2025-02-11-191058874.png 379 KB PNG >The news makes me wanna kill myself

: Anonymous 11/06/18(Tue)22:08:34 No.784190163 >>784189907 >be me >also from Cuba >decide to swim to America >jump into ocean >pringles in my pocket in case I get hungry >doinwell.jpg >get hungry after about a half hour >pull out pringles >cap flies off >pringles everywhere >f---.exe >see a shark fin >them n----- like pringles >shark n---- eats all my pringles >starts to come after me >swim the f--- away >shark catches up >bites my leg right the f--- off >about to go for my arm when I see a US coast guard boat >they carry me aboard >pass out >come to a couple hours later in back of grimy American boat >"hey, you're finally awake" >look at the officers nametag >"Todd Howard" not again >>784190258 #

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File: niggasexpenis.png (211 KB, 1200x675) ☐ Trapped in a Dead Internet Sandbox Anonymous 06/02/24(Sun)02:46:59 No.38051071 >>38051108 >>38051143 >>38051165 >>38051423 >>38052167 >>38052205 >>38052224 >>38052264 I think I'm trapped in a cordoned-off sandbox in the Dead Internet >Be me >Reasonably popular online. You probably haven't heard of me unless you're in some niche corners, but treated as borderline an authority in those corners >develop a project that people seem to love >reddit posts get tens of thousands of upvotes >many friend requests and friendings on twitter from strangers >seems okay >start making some hypotheses about things, making out-of-the-box theories (not schizo, more educated guesses about technology and economics) >a few replies seem unusually extremely agitated by my posts, far moreso than reasonable, I mean really flying into vitriolic rage for what I thought were harmless theories and mental simulations >profiles are also really strange, but don't think of it >but then some time around 2023, everything changes >posts everywhere failing to get traction >sockpuppets affected as well >selfpromos ignored, and when I buy views and upvotes, they get deleted (not even for botting) mysteriously for arbitrary rule breaks >try connecting with similar artists, no one replies >projects floundering >literal only fans are turbo-autistic coomers who don't care about the project, only a single waifu I don't even like, or extremely overthink the project >make me not even want to work on it >barely any visibility on google, despite having hundreds of thousands of views for it >commission artists >high quality artists >artwork comes back low-quality and sloppy with bad fingers and anatomy (long before Al, so that's not it) as if artists wanted to screw me over specifically >others' commissions look fantastic, mine look amateur >could just be that my ideas are bad? >share it personally in a fan group, guaranteed feedback >no feedback in self-promo channels, no reactions, nothing, then server gets "raided" and deleted 2 days later >mysterious as f--- Machine God of the Internet, please let me out and get social approval. I apologize for my sins. Anonymous 06/02/24(Sun)02:52:54 No.38051099 >>38051432 saging this thread to make you even more paranoid

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Anonymous (ID: pJ9Q8TP9) My autistic brother hates conc(...) 38 KB JPG 01/09/24(Tue)17:24:04 No.19361067 My autistic brother hates concret, specifically concrete blocks so much that instead of having political discussions at the dinner table we talk about concrete. Well its more of a rant than anything. Noone else engages, its just him sreaming about how concrete blocks were used to replace the way better brick. We had a few incidents where he lost his f------ mind. It first started at about 13 years old when he first became obsessed with traditional german construction (fachwerkhäuser, Reetdächer, etc.). After that "phase", he began acting up in public. >at 14, somehow concrete was brought up in class and he scratched a kids face for not sharing his opinion >at 15, he was found smashing concrete blocks at a nearby construction side with a hammer at night (~1500€) >at 15 he had a mental breakdown, because we went to london for vacation and london had a little to many brutalistic buildings for him to handle

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Anonymous stuck in the /cave/ 209 KB JPG 05/29/24(Wed) 15:12:43 No.77656144 >spend entire life in childhood home >all understanding of the world is filtered through the internet >all motivations and desires come from the internet >have no idea what the real world is actually like i need to get out of here 8 Replies View Thread : Anonymous >>77656221 # 05/29/24(Wed)15:32:15 No.77656257 But it's warm and cozy in the cave

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Why are modern multiplayer games so dehumanizing? Why are modern multiplayer gam(...) 06/02/24(Sun)19:11:07 No.678350503 ...AND COGS I'M JUST A COG... HAVE A FUNCTION. ...AND IF YOU'RE NECESSARY FOR THAT... ...I WON'T GIVE UP UNTIL YOU AGREE. MY FUNCTION IS GETTING RID OF CURSES... wwww ww FamzmbjXgAEbWbo.jpg 205 KB JPG >noooo you cant go solo and have fun, you must stick to your team and carry out your responsibilities!!! >nooo you cant do anything you find fun other than complete the preset objectives with your team!!!!!! >nooo you cant customize yourself and have varied playstyles, you must follow the META and play your character like everyone else!!!! Why is every modern multiplayer game trying to strip away your individuality??? Its almost like I am working a 9 to 5 corporate job at this point.

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File: 20180829 225921-1.jpg (2.59 MB, 2459x1801) Anonymous 08/29/18(Wed)23:04:28 No.67366413 >>67366450 >>67366497 >>67366555 >>67366787 >>67367096 >>67367109 >>67367188>>67368037 >>67368162 >>67368477 >>67370619 >>67373461 >>67375012 >>67376523 >>67376763 >>67376921 >>67377011 How can I improve my 5W raspberry pi mobile setup/g/? Anonymous 08/29/18(Wed)23:31:51 No.67366787 ►>>67367073 File: 1492369396950.gif (3.46 MB, 377x372) >>67366413 (OP) What the f--- am I looking at Anonymous 08/29/18(Wed)23:53:11 No.67367073 >>67367106 >>67367626 >>67366787 Ever got tired by holding your phone in your hand in bed? >> Anonymous 08/29/18(Wed)23:54:26 No.67367086 ►>>67367101 >>67367109 >>67367114 >>67367153 >>67367207 >>67367276 >>67367369 >>67367370 >>67367390 >>67367435 >>67367454 >>67367511 >>67367757 >>67368113 >>67368362 >>67368431 >>67368570 >>67369246 >>67369929 >>67370715 >>67373430 >>67373451 >>67373616 >>67373640 >>67374136 >>67375206 >>67375396 >>67375441 >>67376821 >>67376873 >>67377011 >>67377059 File: 1527944535435430653828.png (126 KB, 707x786) >>67366528

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Anonymous 441 KB PNG 05/21/24(Tue)22:54:52 No.918713578 >Be me, right wing af >Have annoying leftoid neighbors >Stickers in their windows "Save the ukrainy gaza disabled LANHQZY+ people" >Leftoid sees me one day with my ugly ass gf >Maybe 2/10 on her best day, which is rare >dont mind as she is nice to me and cleans my apt >Leftoid neighbor talks to me >He thinks my gf is trains >Lol w--. Decide to lie and tell him she is >Leftoid thinks im super progressive and wants to be my friend Little does he know I despise him and hope one day he and all the other leftoids will be rounded up and put in camps.

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>Be me 8KiB, 227x222, images.jpg Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2019 12:15:23 No.20468843 >At work taking a s--- during my lunch break >Reading funny greentext on toilet View >Accidentally s---, laugh, and sneeze all at the same time >Sound that was supposed to be a laugh comes out as HHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNppppppppppppppp pppth... (plop) >Guy in next stall shouts "JESUS CHRIST! WHAT THE F--- WAS THAT???" >Trying to stay in the stall till they leave, but breaks almost over... What do now boys?

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[Return] [Catalog] [Bottom] File: 160927210830-tk-ah0927-su(...).jpg (57 KB, 1100x619) >The bandits start R----- her character >Instantly closes laptop Anonymous 07/17/23(Mon) 10:35:44 No.644388840 >GF discovers gaming laptop yesterday >Sees that I have Skyrim installed >"I Love that game anon!" >Starts playing it >"Wow you have so many cool mods" >Goes out into the wilderness >Gets attacked by bandits >Looks at me with the most concerned look i've ever seen her make She pretended to act normal the rest of the day but it was awkward as hell. I can tell she wants to talk with me about it. What should I do? Am I f-----? She's a QT gamer e-girl and I really don't want to lose her.

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Anonymous (ID: WWbpAQRN) 07/24/21(Sat)11:40:12 No.331224460 Dr Angharad Watson @AngharadWatson My husband has just had a pay rise, which is lovely, but I can't help notice that in the last 10 years, his salary has increased 87%, while mine has increased by 18% I've spent most of that time working on curing cancer. He's been calculating your car insurance. 8:29 AM-Jul 21, 2021 - Twitter for Android 17.3K Retweets 977 Quote Tweets 147.7K Likes Screen Shot 2021-07-23 at 8.34.54 AM.png 146 KB PNG Why is this F------ allowed!? She is LITERALLY curing cancer and this dude works on Car Insurance rates, and he has almost F------ doubled his salary in 10 years while she is barely keeping up with inflation! Anonymous (ID: Ac2P/oy+) >>331224460 (OP) # is cancer cured yet? 07/24/21(Sat)11:41:52 No.331224662 >>331224846 # >>331225089 # >>331225531 # >>331226805 # >>331226825 # >>331227083 # >>331227108 # >>331227940 # >>331228019 # >>331228197 # >>331228259 # >>331228741 # >>331232342 # >>331232525 # >>331232839 # >>331232971 # >>331233259 # >>331233523 #

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> have computer issue > google *issue* reddit > thread recommends program that does the exact thing i need > github link > oh no > "open source" > OH NO > no exe > install instructions are 1000+ words > can only be run via cmd > download doesn't include dependencies > "how to use" is even longer than install instructions > ten million commands that does s--- no one has ever needed > name of program is "*issue* fixer" > to fix issue you need a 200 word command > f--- this > go back to reddit thread > "just change this registry key" > go to reg.edit > change a single "enable" to "disable" > problem instantly fixed why the f--- is every single github program so bloated and non-user friendly? if your program doesnt have a UI or at the very least a f------ exe your degree should be revoked

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