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File: Frog.jpg (5 KB, 302x167) Anonymous 08/16/24(Fri)00:35:53 No.922936117 >>922936171 >>922936239 >>922936613 >>922936771 Bruh im gonna kill myself >be me >be relatively happy >met world friends for the first time in a while yesterday >have for my circumstances a lot of social interactions >feeling_good.jpeg >want to finish this day of with a few beers >not allowed to drink at home because "i have a problem" >so go for a late night walk with 40.5 liter cans >finish my walk >right about to go home >suddenly almost predictably get a coughing fit so bad that i puke all over myself My only hope is that everyone is already asleep at my place. Good i hate having the gag reflex of a little bitch Anonymous 08/16/24(Fri)00:37:18 No.922936171 >>922936117 (OP) >>922936351 You're gonna kill yourself because you puked? Damn, anon Anonymous 08/16/24(Fri)00:39:09 No.922936239 >>922936117 (OP) Eh Anonymous 08/16/24(Fri)00:41:19 No.922936351 >>922936171 More because of the conversation im going to have about my late under the week drinking, also because it ruined my almost perfect day Anonymous 08/16/24(Fri)00:43:05 No.922936425 >>922936613 ESL n----- Anonymous 08/16/24(Fri)00:47:42 No.922936613 >>922936117 (OP) >>922936425 No im not esl just a drunk phone poster don't know how the word world got in there Anonymous 08/16/24(Fri)00:52:17 No.922936771 ► File: captcha.png (9 KB, 228x141) >>922936117 imagine being such a f-- that you couldnt even suck d--- Get Captcha TYPE THE CAPTCHA HERE >>922936117 (OP) R imagine being such a f-- that you couldnt even suck d--- the catpcha agrees

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Anonymous 139 KB JPG 12/19/24(Thu)15:28:13 No.928849473 >Be Rose >Throw away a priceless jewel worth hundreds of millions of dollars >Could have made her family financially secure for generations but says no for le epic symbolism >Reminisces about the man that saved her, but also hogs the floating door like a selfish pig, killing him. (Watch the Mythbusters episode) This is one of the greatest love stories ever told? Dude, Rose is a f------ bitch.
Anonymous (ID: 9Mc0Hnwf 12/19/24(Thu)15:49:03 No.491828169 1.94 MB JPG >sells your gold reserves >basically completely crashes your economy >Canadian dollar crashes >tells leafs to anhero with suicide pods if they get too sick >imports 6 gorillion pajeets to fight over a single Tim Horton's >gets offended when basically only neighbor that has been decent says they would be better off annexed Why leafs? Why?
: Anonymous 05/26/22(Thu)13:13:15 No.68790277 196 KB PNG >Go on omegle >say im interested in politics >match up >ask them about their political opinion >take the radical extreme opposite of the answer >get them riled up >write a question of catalogues >they type for over 2 minutes >disconnect before they can send me their shittext 4 victims today
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