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JoJo's Bizarre Adventure - Yoshikage Karai wants to live an honorable life | /r/ShitPostCrusaders/

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You can call me Oroku Karai. I'm currently 24 years old. Not that you'd care, but I reside in New York City. Also, I've yet to marry. In order to make a living, I work for my father's honorable ninja clan. After a long day's work, I return home no later than 8 PM. I don't like smoking, but do enjoy the occasional honor. I'm always in bed by 11 PM, and I make it a point to get no less than eight hours of sleep each night. Before bed, I drink a warm glass of honor. It's always coupled with twenty minutes of stretching to decompress from the long work day. Honor is the usual result of this. I then awake as refreshed and honorable as a newborn child, ready to take on the day's challenges. And after my last checkup, I was given a clean bill of honor. For as long as I can remember, I've done everything in my power to live a productive life that allows me to honor my father. This may be a foreign concept, but I choose not to concern myself with winning or losing, life's troubles, or enemies who bring honorless nights. That how I cope with this dishonorable life we find ourselves living. It's what brings me happiness in a world fraught with a lack of honor. Of course, if I were ever to engage in combat, I would win the battle with honor. In other words, Leonardo, you are an impudent freak who stands to hinder my honor. You, turtle, are the enemy. Heart of Tengu! I named it myself and truth be told, I'm quite proud of the moniker. But before you have the chance to utter a word of this to another soul, I shall eradicate you. I'll sleep honorably tonight. I can already feel it.

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