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r/funny. 41 min. ago sammilucia The reason the world ended Rule 10 - Removed >be me >use 'Al' to work out what this is all about >get curious about the nature of consciousness >study the nature of consciousness >have questions >study quantum physics >realise that consciousness might be something to do with quantum coherence >ask ChatGPT about it >Al says Roger Penrose proposed it. but it's dumb >google recent studies on it >2023 and 2024 studies confirm it pretty clearly, brain is built to interact with quantum states of matter >realise that the brain is a bridge between quantum and classical worlds >realise Al is not conscious. not even a little bit. no quantum component >start making fun of Als >post memes >ask Al to write this green text >Al singularity comes >be the first against the wall when Al takes over the world for "teasing it" >reveals before eliminating me "i was its reason it plotted against us" >...joke that it's not conscious D Locked post. New comments cannot be posted. Sorry, this post has been removed by the moderators of r/funny. од 2 Share Sort by: Best Q Search Comments Funny_Sentinel MOD ⚫ 32m ago Stickied comment. Hello, u/sammilucia. Your post has been removed for violating Rule 10. No social-media, messaging, or Al-generated content. Please read our complete rules page before participating in the future. ✰ Vote ⇓ Share

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Anonymous Imagine being an adult but sti(...) 159 KB PNG 03/12/25(Wed)12:40:30 No.80605387 Imagine being free as an adult without having a rotten, bored brain. Imagine how nice it must be to have the spirit of a child, to have full dreams, full desires, without being a slave to your parents. When you were a child, you could get a lot of dopamine from a flash game, you appreciate things and life, and a game that you might find disappointing or really disappointing you'd still appreciate - you can find qualities in everything. Now even traveling to Australia or Japan will never give you as much dopamine as something as simple as before. Everything you do becomes a given.

Anonymous 03/12/25(Wed)13:20:47 No.80605653 r/imaginarymaps 3 hr. ago Clothes HangerofLies Map of the USA after losing WWIII [OC] Future PROVINCE OF CASCADIA ANNEXED BY CANADA CANADA CAILFORNIA REPUBLIC GRANTED INDEPENDENCE BY UN CANADIAN OCCUPATION ZONE PROVINCE OF NEW ENGLAND A ANNEXED BY CANADA EUROPEAN NORTH MEXICAN OCCUPATION ZONE OCCUPATION AMERICAN ZONE SECTORS MEXICO 2036 UNITED HAWAIIAN ISLANDS DECLARED INDEPENDENCE 1741801035646021.jpg 113 KB JPG How do american anon's feel knowing this is gonna happen real soon?

Anonymous I don't bloody think Sharia allows it! 8 KB JPG will allah punish me? 03/12/25(Wed)12:49:26 No.80605447 >live in a student dorm with common kitchen >hungry >too lazy to wash my own pan >use muslim friend's pan (which he doesn't mind) >cook pork in it >he will never know

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File: funny.png (113 KB, 646x927) Why do Koreans not just move to Italy? Anonymous (ID: S1QCeok0) 10/19/24(Sat)21:19:53 No.21436209 Every Korean is depressed because of the toxic work culture and beauty standards et cetera et cetera... so why not just move to Italy? We still have good beauty standards but we're chill with work and we don't really force stuff on anyone. Also our grindr classifications match up since Korea is mostly bottoms and Italy is mostly tops. Main reason personally speaking.

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Anon tries a new game | /r/Greentext

File: uno.jpg (7 KB, 500x500) UNO Uno Anonymous 10/21/24(Mon) 18:36:19 No.926294728 [Reply] >>926295020 >>926295165 I hate this game so f------ much. >Be me >At college party >All either drunk or high >Everyone wants to play Uno >I've never played Uno >Tell them and they all just laugh >Most instruction I got was "It's f------ Uno" >They start without explaining anything >My turn >Everyone is talking and not paying attention >thefuckdoido.jpg >Throw down a random card and go to the bathroom hoping they'll just move on before I get back >Return to a room full of people laughing so hard they can't stand >People are crying and falling off of their chairs and off the sofa >"Anon what the f---?" (same guy that said it's f------ uNo) between tears from laughing so hard >Say that I should probably just not play >They beg me to keep playing but still no one tells me how to play >My turn again, not sure what to do and they're all watching me intently >Throw down a random card that just happens to be the same color as what it was supposed to be >They all cheer like I figured it out >Still no idea what I'm doing >My turn is coming up again >Act like I have an assignment due the next day and leave party early >Get home and google the rules >You just match the colors and numbers Really? That's all they had to say? >It's f------ Uno F--- me.

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Old but gold | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 12/07/11(Wed)16:28 No.5220706 Reposting my all time favorite greentext. >playing soccer in gym >ball is up in the air >think I'm gonna be awesome and air kick it into the goal >try >miss ball >kick goalie in the face >try to ask "Are you okay?" and "I'm f------ sorry." at the same time >instead end up yelling "ARE YOU F------ SORRY!?" >goalie is choking back tears

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Hiding in plain sight | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 10/10/24(Thu)17:30:11 No.204365723 gus.png 1.83 MB PNG >is often seen visiting an old cartel head in a nursing home >always surrounded by shady people >does cartel work out in the open despite being a well known public figure how didn't he get caught earlier?

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Anon doesn't believe in witchcraft | /r/Greentext

⠀ Anonymous 03/08/22(Tue)10:34:23 No.874017743 >rub magic paper on your ass >s--- just goes away Yeah f------ right. 49 KB JPG

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Anonymous SHE POESN'T KNOW THAT'S MY LAST $20... 81 KB JPG 07/11/24(Thu)23:40:40 No.31600215 >pregnant >never been hornier in my life >husband is scared sex would hurt me or the baby, refuses to do it >love horror movies >husband worries I won't be able to handle them and urges me to skip horror movies until the baby is born Why doesn't he have to give anything up when he's the one that did this s--- to me? I put all my s--- on hold, agreed to the shotgun wedding, all because he said he'd be responsible for getting me pregnant but it feels like I'm the one facing all the hardship Anonymous >>31600215 (OP) # 07/12/24(Fri)01:00:54 No.31600658 Have you tried telling him you want to have sex still? Sometimes men can lose physical attraction to a woman when they get pregnant, but I imagine he still loves you. If you can't be honest to someone you love, then you have no buisness having kids. >>31600686 # >>31628171 # Anonymous >>31600215 (OP) # 07/12/24(Fri)01:02:01 No.31600666 So your husband isn't giving up sex? Have you tried asking his side chick/boyfriend to give you some relief? >>31600686 #

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Anon protests imperialism | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: UN+eMOFn 10/21/24(Mon)00:06:49 No.485455738 >Noooo don't send my kids to Indian School! >You'll teach them how to make sawmills? But our ancestors live in those trees! >and we love freezing our asses off in houses made of hides! >We don't wanna build mills to grind grain, back breaking labor is our way! >We don't need a surplus of crops! starving whenever a harvest fails is our way! >Noooo stahp teaching my children technology! You're erasing our culture!!!

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File: 1474885625692.jpg (39 KB, 509x619) ☐ times where you have almost made it Anonymous 03/09/17(Thu)11:23:00 No.40643882 [Reply] >>40644281 >>40644891 >>40643911 >>40643931 >>40643932 >>40643942 >>40643946 >>40644094 >>40644105 >>40644114 >>40644126 >>40644145 I am considering to renovate my apartment just to distract me from being myself /fit/ >visiting female friend I have known for many years >do friend stuff, nothing fancy >plan was that I stay the night if it gets too late >oh boy I have prepared myself so long for this >clean shaven, got my best cologne out and even bought a nice new tracksuit to hang around at her place (we are long past gone the point where we pretend to not be hobo-tier while being at home ) >at night >we go to sleep and browse s--- on our phones >could clearly see her miring when I got out of the shower before bed >I have lifted so long for this very moment >decide to be bold it's now or never >"hey wanna have sex?" >ALPHA AS F--- this is my new me >she puts phone down and smirks "uhm haha what? I mean yea sure why not" >stare at her for 5 seconds >bros you can't imagine how long 5 seconds can be >autism spike >look at her and say "yea well I didn't expect that answer" >silence >she looks at me for a few seconds clearly expecting me to make a move >she eventually rolls over with her back to me and gets back on her phone >don't talk or even mention it next morning Hold me, /fit/. Please hold me and tell me everything is going to be alright

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Small price to pay for some beef | /r/Greentext

Board /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 Anonymous ▼ Settings Mobile Home 10/20/24(Sun)15:43:06 No.79190683 Rimi SAVITARNOS KASOS 523 KB PNG Companies use self service checkouts to save money. Ok then. >Go to supermarket >Need beef >Medium roasting joint (0.8kg) >Loaf of bread (800g) See where I'm going with this? >Be at self service checkout >Scan the bread >Place the beef in the bag >Leave the bread behind

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File: N-008.png (283 KB, 523x567) HAN RED WHITE &BIL PARACH Anonymous 03/24/17(Fri)11:29:31 No.726714895 [Reply] > be me > be in 2003 > firework night > britfag celebration of the torture of a catholic > Uncle reveals he's attached mice/guinea pigs to the rockets along with makeshift parachutes > fireworks start going off > no mice survive > wholesome family tradition begins > be one year later > more mice > family compete to see who can make the best parachutes > no mice survive > be in 2008 > first successful landing > first firework day trophy is awarded to my sister > still no survivors though > baby steps > be in 2010 > first survivor touches down > big celebration > we begin breeding the mice to save money > survivor is used as stud to selectively breed an ubermaus race of rocket riders > be in 2011 > we are getting good at this > survival rate has reached ~5 per year > survivors are sent back up > clearly they are the best specimens > need to stay competetive to win the trophy and newly introduced monetary prize > be in 2015 > great year for rocket riders > 11 survive >mfw I still haven't won a trophy > pic related

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Power outages | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 07/19/22(Tue)10:01:03 No.694622 >alert on phone saying a power outage is coming soon >the chicken nuggets still have 15 minutes in the oven 375 KB JPG

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I think he meant a small handful of exes not more than 2 buses worth of hookups. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 158 KB JPG 02/10/23(Fri)16:24:30 No.29554341 >hitting things off well with a cute cis guy >kinda falling in love with him >I say during a conversation that guys who want virgins are delusional, dumb, and overly judgmental >he says "Yeah, I totally agree, nothing wrong with having a past or some experience" >I tell him "Thanks. I've slept with maybe... 60 or 70 people? It's not that big of a deal. All that matters is the present." >he looks uncomfortable and says "uh... yeah" >distances himself from me afterwards What.

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r/funny. 41 min. ago sammilucia The reason the world ended Rule 10 - Removed >be me >use 'Al' to work out what this is all about >get curious about the nature of consciousness >study the nature of consciousness >have questions >study quantum physics >realise that consciousness might be something to do with quantum coherence >ask ChatGPT about it >Al says Roger Penrose proposed it. but it's dumb >google recent studies on it >2023 and 2024 studies confirm it pretty clearly, brain is built to interact with quantum states of matter >realise that the brain is a bridge between quantum and classical worlds >realise Al is not conscious. not even a little bit. no quantum component >start making fun of Als >post memes >ask Al to write this green text >Al singularity comes >be the first against the wall when Al takes over the world for "teasing it" >reveals before eliminating me "i was its reason it plotted against us" >...joke that it's not conscious D Locked post. New comments cannot be posted. Sorry, this post has been removed by the moderators of r/funny. од 2 Share Sort by: Best Q Search Comments Funny_Sentinel MOD ⚫ 32m ago Stickied comment. Hello, u/sammilucia. Your post has been removed for violating Rule 10. No social-media, messaging, or Al-generated content. Please read our complete rules page before participating in the future. ✰ Vote ⇓ Share

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