THE “LINEUP AT COMEDY OPEN MIC" STARTERPACK THE HOST Either marginally funnier than the rest of the group or promised he'd bring attendees H-------- just stop talking and bring the next guy onstage THE HACK Has been telling the exact same 5 minute routine for the last ten years Doesn't get any laughs because audience knows all the punchlines # !$%* THE "EDGY" GUY Completely vile without having any sort of humor element Gets put on YouTube and loses his job THE DRUNK Had a few drinks to loosen up before getting onstage Now he can barely talk Either falls down or gets mic taken away THE DEPRESSIVE Just complains about his life in a monotone voice Nothing funny about it but gets a few pity laughs so he doesn't turn to hard drugs THE ACTUAL FUNNY GUY Less than 5% of open mic attendees are this guy Surprises everybody by absolutely killing it Never comes back

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|| Pick one: It offends me so its not a joke INTERNATIONAL LAW XOD ORTH Will demand an apology over one of these. Chance of being forgiven is exactly 0. THEY DON'T KNOW THAVE A SUPERIOR TASTE IN COMEDY Unironically thinks half the human population is totally off limits Either they or a family member is in one of these Whats the joke? TED Ideas worth spreading They might confuse comedy with this. Starts a actual debate over a comedy show to prove that the funny man is factually incorrect Anecdotal Fallacy Uses a personal experience or story as evidence for a claim "I've seen a ghost so I know they're real." "This is a crazy snowstorm. What global warming?" "Removing GMOs from my diet cured my ADHD." "My parents spanked me and I turned out fine." Anecdotes can be unreliable. "Acupuncture cured my headaches. That's all the proof I need." We can misperceive our experiences....and people can fib. May fight you IRL and even storm a comedian on stage Doesent think POC or other groups can take a joke Thinking Is Power

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