Anonymous (ID: ftmMx6zy American Parents 11/02/24(Sat) 08:42:31 No.486673236 IMG_0223.jpg 55 KB JPG >No don't socialize with other kids or develop any life skills or enjoy life or freedom in any way you need to focus on school work so you can get a good job >Why are you so demotivated, depressed, alone, and still living with us at 30 we had three kids by your age Why are American parents like this? I wasn't even allowed to go outside in the backyard because my mom was scared of child molesters.

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Rule 34 If it exists there is p--- of it. If not, start uploading. Posts Comments Forum My Account squirrel_girl squirrel_girl (1701) Serv squirrel_girl_(marvel) (1200) 0.2 squirrel_girl_(marvel_rivals) (807) sg.jpg 309 KB JPG >Game barely out for one (1) week >Already got thousands of fanart How is this possible? Is this called cultural impact?

Anonymous Western vs Eastern Devs 12/13/24(Fri)23:57:08 No.697230069 |游戏科学 GAME SCIENCE 世界品质,中国故事 SQUARE ENIX SHIFT UP CAPCOM® UBISOFT BETHESDA GAME STUDIOS NAUGHTY DOG BioWare™ cap.jpg 368 KB JPG This is the age we live now Will this game flop?

Anonymous Genki @Genki_JPN 12/13/24(Fri)22:05:33 No.697219227 Intergalactic protagonist Jordan A. Mun is played by Tati Gabrielle #Intergalactic CHO THO Last edited 5:48 am 13 Dec 2024 231.6K Views 545 Reposts 156 Quotes 8,162 Likes 446 Bookmarks 27 1730855915681130.png 300 KB PNG ☐ 446 >Real-life model looks cute >In-game model looks like an ugly freak Why are they intentionally making them look worse?

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Anonymous (ID: ftmMx6zy American Parents 11/02/24(Sat) 08:42:31 No.486673236 IMG_0223.jpg 55 KB JPG >No don't socialize with other kids or develop any life skills or enjoy life or freedom in any way you need to focus on school work so you can get a good job >Why are you so demotivated, depressed, alone, and still living with us at 30 we had three kids by your age Why are American parents like this? I wasn't even allowed to go outside in the backyard because my mom was scared of child molesters.

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