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Board /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 Anonymous ▼Settings Mobile Home 02/02/25(Sun)12:50:04 No.80244576 >Spare the rod, Spoil the child. >Also, Wrath is a sin What did he mean by this? 453 KB PNG

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Anonymous 349 KB PNG 10/21/24(Mon)03:02:01 No.79195280 >you shall be bald, even though hair helps you against the sun and to improve your attractiveness and confidence >your pubic and ass hair? nop, they will stay with you forever, >in fact they will get thicker and uglier, the hair in your ass will become a constant problem. >yeah, i know they serve no purpose, just trust the plan Another great design by god 44 Replies 10 Images Anonymous >>79197758 View Thread 10/21/24(Mon)09:28:26 No.79197770 I don't think this is the thread to convert people to Gnosticism

: Anonymous 131 KB PNG 04/03/24(Wed)02:16:24 No.195578564 >is omniscient >knows wheels are more efficient than legs for traveling long distances >designs humans as endurance hunters >gives them legs instead of wheels anyway what's his f------ problem?

Anonymous 340 KB PNG Anonymous 409 KB JPG Anonymous 756 KB JPG 01/12/24(Fri)13:47:55 No.76087994 >yes I'm omnipresent and omnipotent but that girl HAD to be r---- because of my mysterious plan 01/12/24(Fri)14:07:01 No.76088156 >claims to be the most merciful >creates hell 01/12/24(Fri)14:40:55 No.76088527 >Yes that African starving child who didn't even know I existed deserves to go to hell

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God and his chosen peoples | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/30/25(Thu)05:42:36 No.207270250 >What? 13 years old Schlomo Goldberg turned on the lights on Saturday? That's it! I am sending second Hitler to punish Israel! 134 KB PNG Anonymous 01/30/25(Thu)05:43:31 No.207270276 Anonymous 01/30/25(Thu)05:48:52 No.207270410 >Oh my me. It's Saturday and Avichai Goldstein from Tel Aviv just took a picture. Gabriel, send the tsunami 146 KB PNG >>207275393 # : Anonymous 01/30/25(Thu)05:52:57 No.207270495 >You're my chosen people >no that's not necessarily a good thing, it means I've CHOSEN to f--- with you for thousands of years >stop crying, I'll let you guys control Hollywood one day 454 KB JPG >>207270554 # >>207275393 #

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Another great design by God | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 349 KB PNG 10/21/24(Mon)03:02:01 No.79195280 >you shall be bald, even though hair helps you against the sun and to improve your attractiveness and confidence >your pubic and ass hair? nop, they will stay with you forever, >in fact they will get thicker and uglier, the hair in your ass will become a constant problem. >yeah, i know they serve no purpose, just trust the plan Another great design by god 44 Replies 10 Images Anonymous >>79197758 View Thread 10/21/24(Mon)09:28:26 No.79197770 I don't think this is the thread to convert people to Gnosticism

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Anon aint a fan of no religion | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous DEARD EALI 10/05/24(Sat)21:16:13 No.79025487 >I will give you battles that you hate >I will give you no proof of my existence >I may give you cancer at some point in your life >I will create thousands of religions to confuse you >now love me unconditionally or else you will go to hell for all of 66 1.19 MB PNG eternity. 2 Replies 1 Image : Anonymous >>79025487 (OP) # View Thread 10/05/24(Sat)21:19:21 No.79025503 Lol yeah pretty much, religions really are just absurd on their face. Christianity in particular is just a form of messianic judaism formed around a relatively typical apocalyptic preacher that went into a cope spiral after his death and metastasised into a global religion. : Anonymous 116 KB JPG 10/05/24(Sat)21:20:22 No.79025511 >Satan be prepared to fry Jeffrey Dahmer >oh what was that gabriel? >oh he accepted me as his lord and saviour? >this changes everything >let him into my kingdom

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Hardest Battles, Strongest Soldiers | /r/Greentext

Board /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 Anonymous ▼Settings Mobile Home 07/29/24(Mon)13:50:41 No.78321075 1.48 MB PNG >Make humans in his own image >Make some of them gay >Make it uncurbable sin >Punish them eternally

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Resistance is futile | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: JyEUHXaK what did he mean by this 07/12/24(Fri)21:17:08 No.473872314 >puts you in a flesh suit godjak.jpg 280 KB JPG >ok now, resist the desires of the flesh

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# 38, No. 192048292 1 minute ago 1701111541268280 PNG 377x397 102,3 kB Netherlands >I'm gonna make a beetle that uses its fecal matter to make a shield >I'm gonna make a beetle that can use its hydrophobic surface to collect water from dew >I'm gonna make a beetle that looks like a giraffe >I'm gonna make a beetle that uses light scattering to change its colours >Stop f------ bothering me about children with cancer, i don't care, i work in mysterious ways >Anyway, i'm also gonna make a beetle that looks like a wasp, but is actually a beetle >I'm gonna make a massive beetle with fuckhuge horns like a rhinoceros, amazing >Truly, it is in beetles that i most appreciate all my creation >STOP WHINING ABOUT CHILDREN WITH CANCER, TRUST THE PLAN

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Made in his image | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 185 KB PNG 04/13/24(Sat)19:23:00 No. 195991446 >'height....5'8..wait! 5'7 haha' >'chin slider...what if i move it all the way to the left-LOL! let's keep it at that' >'traits...uh...mild autism...below average penis....oh and make him go bald in his 20s' >Savefile_anon.hmn

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No cool flesh wheels made me an atheist | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 131 KB PNG 04/03/24(Wed)02:16:24 No.195578564 >is omniscient >knows wheels are more efficient than legs for traveling long distances >designs humans as endurance hunters >gives them legs instead of wheels anyway what's his f------ problem?

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anon mocks jesus giving cancer to children | /r/Greentext

134KiB, 721x828, 3199 - beard glasses god green_eyes grey_hair hair irl_background open_mouth sky soyjak variant_cobson white_skin.png Anonymous Wed 17 [10/1/8] Aug 2022 10:28:38 No.169527268 View Reply Original Re port Quoted By: >>169527407 >>169527435 >>169527452 >>169527519 >>169527818 >giving this 2 weeks old innocent child incurable cancer was good because... IT JUST WAS OKAY IT'S TOO COMPLICATED FOR YOU JUST TRUST THE DIVINE PLAN AND PRAISE ME

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NOAAAAAH REBUILD THE ARC NOAAAAH | /r/Greentext

File: 1660746518110.png (134 KB, 721x828) Anonymous (ID: qWNOVEJQ 101/14/24(Sun)10:47:18 No.455123306 >NOAAAAAAH >NOAH YOU LAZY GOOD FOR NOTHING BASTARDERINO >THE ARK DOESN'T FIT ALL THE BEETLES >YES, ALL TWO MILLION BEETLE SPECIES MUST BE SAVED >EVEN THE ONES THAT LOOK NEARLY IDENTICAL >REBUILD IT NOW AND DO IT HECKIN RIGHTERINO Anonymous (ID: NLvGouls) >>455123306 (OP) Best threads on pol Anonymous (ID: ItRiheDz I kekd hard at this lol 01/14/24(Sun)10:50:30 No.455123480 | 01/14/24(Sun)10:54:58 No.455123755

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Anon on god. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 340 KB PNG Anonymous 409 KB JPG Anonymous 756 KB JPG 01/12/24(Fri)13:47:55 No.76087994 >yes I'm omnipresent and omnipotent but that girl HAD to be r---- because of my mysterious plan 01/12/24(Fri)14:07:01 No.76088156 >claims to be the most merciful >creates hell 01/12/24(Fri)14:40:55 No.76088527 >Yes that African starving child who didn't even know I existed deserves to go to hell

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