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Anonymous 06/13/12(Wed)23:12 No.2553951 File: 13396435462 (151 KB, 1000x798, fluttershy.png) B-boys? Oh dear N-no, it's very important for a filly's development to that is to say, when a mare and a stallion love each other very or no, if a bird and a bee love each other... um M-maybe you should ask Applejack? Anonymous 06/13/12(Wed)23:18 No.2554093 File: 1339643906493 png-(152 KB, 774x1032, Applejack.png) Hm. One'a them school dance sitcheeations, is it? Okay girls, you l listen and you listen GOOD to your big sister. Boys are nice enough if they're family, but it ain't Big Mac you'll find at that there dance. They can be nice enough as friends, too, but only if ya keep a keen eye on 'em. That's what y'ev got thave - keen eyes! Ya just eyeball the guy y'want from across the barn, trot on over, have yerself a nice little dance and trot RiGHT back on home Afore ten Come five past ten, ll be out lookin' with granny's shotgun, so don't forget! Whatcha mean yneed tips on how t'attract boys? I just told ya, din't 1? Hmph. Well try Rarity then. Celestia knows she spends enough time gabbin' about it Anonymous 06/13/12(Wed)23:24 No.2554226 File: 1339644296628 png-(144 KB, 900x885, Rarity.png) What did she say? Just "trot on over" and *ask*? Oh, no no no no no, girls! That is simply "not how it's done! If you have to ask, that means your dress, your stance, your very being has not already asked on your behalf. When you enter the ball all eyes should be on "you*, not you on them - let them look! Let them drink you in, but they mustn't touch! No, only when you are ready and properly satisfied that the gentlecolt in question is suitable should you deign to make any sort of reply He will approach, debonair and charming as ever. The right dress which brings out your color will arouse his interest and the ight scent will arouse his passion. When he asks to dance you need reply only with the barest smile of your consent, and be taken like a lady on a grand tour of the ballroom. And when all is said and done, remember that a proper lady doesn't spit Er... hold on. I do believe I... may have gotten ahead of myself. Why don't you girls talk with Pinkie Pie? She's a little more familiar with dances and parties that are... age appropriate! Anonymous 06/13/12(Wed)23:33 No.2554373 File: 1339644792978.png-(111 KB, 681x1172, Pinkie pie.png) GASP! Omigosh the first senior junior middle harvest dance prom convocation! That's like the first big school dance EVER in a young filly's life! It's SO FUN! Boys? Of COURSE therell be boys there, silly! EVERYONE'S going to be there to watch your first dance! Oh and they look so fancy and there's so much music and party games and dancing so so SO much dancing! - and there's punch and there's- Well yeah, mostly! I mean there's lots of boys and girls there's lots of dancing so yeah! Lots of dancing with boys! Youve NEVER danced with boys before? But it's so easy! You just start dancing and then they start dancing and then before you know it hey presto YOURE DANCING! Watch! Oh it's just a step to the left, you take your right foot out, one hop this time! Doooo, the macarena! Huh? Well, that's how 치* danced with boys You mean like... oh. I don't know any dances like that Wait! I know! Maybe Twilight knows some? She's got lots of books - there's GOT to be one on dancing! Anonymous 06/13/12(Wed)23:44 No.2554566 File: 1339645448204.png-(168 KB, 900x856, Twilight Sparkle.png) Don't worry my little ponies, you've come to the right place! Ive been reading up on dance instruction ever since the senior junior middle harvest dance prom convocation was announced, just in case The first and most important thing to do when dancing with a member of the opposite se- er, with a member of the opposite gender, is to curtsy. They'll bow, and kiss your hoof Then you have to take out a handkerchief and tie it around their foreleg. The valet, by tradition a unicorn, can help you if you don't have telekinesis. You brought your handkerchiefs, right? Hm? Oh, in Regal Highbrow's definitive book on the court etiquette of latter-day Equestrian ball-room dances! It's the most recent edition, published just forty years ago! Okay, I *think* I know a little bit more about the history of dance than you do, girls. Ive read at least four books on the subject Well, I guess there might have been a few changes since then, but really, if dancing was all that different, don't you think someone would've written about it? That seems like it'd be important What? Ill have you know Ive danced with plenty of stallions! They all... just... live in Canterlot, that's all! Look, just... go ask Rainbow Dash. She's trained in all sorts of physical styles for her flying training, she probably knows all about dancing. She probably has loads of dancing experience. Probably danced at "her* senior junior middle harvest dance prom convocation, even, instead of hiding under the bleachers with the punch bowl the whole night Anonymous 06/13/12(Wed)23:46 No.2554597 File (121 KB, 900x539, Rainbow Dash.png) Dancing with boys? Don't care

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R5h

R5h

Jun 14, 2012 at 11:03AM EDT

"Remember that a proper lady doesn't spit."

Well, I guess I'm not a proper lady, then.

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Seer

Seer

Jun 14, 2012 at 11:16AM EDT

I'll have to follow Rainbow Dash in this

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