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My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic

958 Views • Created 11 years ago By LezHuarez • Updated 6 years ago

Created By LezHuarez • Updated 6 years ago

The scenario So you've done it, you found your way into the mlp universe and become the envy of bronies the world over. Now a normal brony would be happy just sitting, playing or having adventures with our Equestrian individuals you are not the typical brony. You my friend are a clopper and you have a darstedly plan to score with the main six However you must have read the underpants gnomes book on planning because your plan looks something like this. Phase 1: go to Equ in the gap that is phase 2 and hopefully help you complete your plan a phase 2: ??? phase 3: bow chica wow wow. This is wher ome in I will try and fill Twilight Sparkle: Believe it or not Twilight could be the easiest. All you have to do is appeal to her curious side Present it as an experiment afte cartoon pony isn't something you see often. Unless you've been to Mardi Gras. However just because she's the easiest doesn't mean she will let you screw her strait away. In fact she might teleport you back to the human world. your best course of action is not to ask her strait out but to ask questions like, what if a pony and human had sex or I wonder if stallion d---- feel diffrent to human d----. Hopefully this will peak Twilights intrest and help you on your conquest Pinkie pie: in stark contrast to twilight, Pinkie may look easy but might in fact be very difficult. One problem is that innuendos don't work on her. then again asking her flat out would also cause problems. your best course of action is to lie. tell Pinkie that when humans want to have fun they have sex. If Pinkie's not sure then bring out the big gu sign of friendship. This has a 90% chance of working and hopefully complete the Pinkie Pie part of your plan ive action human on nd tell her that in human society having s Rainbow Dash: Rainbow is both easy and hard at the same time. The best thing to do is to appeal to her ompetitive side. Say something like "having sex with u will be boring and uninteresting". This will either x or being sent back to the human world in a body bag.If the former happens then a helpful tip during to compare her to another pony e.g "Twilight gives better b------- then you". however only works if you ha fir this ven't chosen Rainbow Dash as yo nq luttershy: Now li uly. At the start of this nd and ha nquest you will have to hurt yo Fluttershy heal you. Now during the healing process yo tell Fluttershy that Humans heal faster if they have Now there is a chance Fluttershy will be too timid t it he scenario you end up with the female version of that steroid abusing pegasus. but hopefully Fluttershy's willingness to help others will shine through o try nd ask some othe r pony to do it. Wo Rarity: The problem with Rarity isn't her but her ov protective stalker boyfriend spike and her snoopy sist sweetie belle. Once those two hurdles are taken then it's just a matter of getting her to open up. I suggest telling her that you are really a Canterlot prince that 0 ed into a hide e and the only way to turn this may back is yup you guest it intercourse. However backfire if Rarity decides to ask princess Celestia first. al yo outdoes her commo hope is that her willingness to marry a prince Applejack: probably the hardest pony almost bordering on impossible. first of all you have to deal with not only a little sister like Rarity But also a big brother and granny too. Afterwards Applejack also might cause a problem by being stubbon in which case you have two options Option one show Applejack that you are a hard worker and ask for sex as a reward. Option two wait until she's tired out from apple bucking and then do her in the rn So that's it you've compleated your plan. the brony community is now after you calling you the bastard son of Hitler and Satan. Oh you want me to help you. how funny a human thinks were friends Ha Ha Ha Ha Have fun being tortured by the fandom Cla。 ao.
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