'cute little sperm babies'

Not a phrase I expected to see today.

Or ever.

I was about to completely tear into this until I realized it might be a satire of the anti-abortion argument. Change sperm to embryo, testicles to womb, and masturbation to abortion and it wouldn't be out of place in a pro-life pamphlet. It's not a perfect analogy though, since an embryo is a fertilized egg that can turn into a fetus and sperm can't do that alone, and masturbation is a sexual act while abortion is a medical procedure. But that's Sinfest for you.