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Anonymous asked: I recently overheard my bastard male roommate "having sex" i.e. r-----) his girlfriend. Obviously, in overhearing the sounds of his unprovoked savagery, am I legally allowed to extract his seed from used condoms (which he barbarically disposes in his bedroom trashcan) and if utilized successfully, am I entitled to at least 18 years of financial compensation? 12/2012 Not only may you acquire and sow yourself with it, but you may share it with as many other women as you like so that they may sow themselves with it too. He made his choice when he left his seed unattended and must take responsibility for his actions. If you conceive a child it is entitled to at the very least 18 years of financial support and the best way to financially support a child is to financially support its mother. Permalink 1 note

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2 likes So not sure if I would get *MAD Respect* from the homies if I take a stroll down the hood to show them this wonder bread understands their "dew rag" ways to keeping it ICE COLD... and maybe show off my bling bling for bonus pts .or would it go down more like "Hey yo Rayquann, you know that pirate staring our way giving us the head nod like we know him?" "Nah man... best just smile and just let him move along back to the rest of his crew." "...that bling on point tho"

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Anonymous asked: I recently overheard my bastard male roommate "having sex" i.e. r-----) his girlfriend. Obviously, in overhearing the sounds of his unprovoked savagery, am I legally allowed to extract his seed from used condoms (which he barbarically disposes in his bedroom trashcan) and if utilized successfully, am I entitled to at least 18 years of financial compensation? 12/2012 Not only may you acquire and sow yourself with it, but you may share it with as many other women as you like so that they may sow themselves with it too. He made his choice when he left his seed unattended and must take responsibility for his actions. If you conceive a child it is entitled to at the very least 18 years of financial support and the best way to financially support a child is to financially support its mother. Permalink 1 note

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Ingway

Ingway

Nov 29, 2013 at 10:49AM EST

Yeah, fuck that guy for having sex with another woman… oops, i'm sorry, i meant to say RAPE her. Now if you'll excuse me, i'm going to bury what was left of my faith in humanity.

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ElectroGypsy

ElectroGypsy

Nov 29, 2013 at 09:09AM EST

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