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RULES FOR DATING MY SON 1. He is not your ATM. 2. If you show up to my house looking like a stripper, I will make you go away. 3. If I see any "sexts" on his phone, I will make you go away. 4. Understand that if I don't like you, I will make you go away. 5. Understand that I can make you go away. 6. He's a "Mama's boy". Unless you have a ring on your finger, your opinion of that does not matter. 7. You are not in charge of him and it is not up to you to change him. Take him for who he is, or see rule #5. 8.Heis a gentleman. I taught him that. You better act like a lady and deserve that. 9. I know how to avoid jail. 10. If you weasel your way past all of these rules and fake your way to a ring on your finger, I will be something much worse than your boyfriend's mom. I'll be your mother-in-law.

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The whole thing with my mom was "Can that slut even make gravy?" So the first time I brought a girl I was trying to avoid her cooking abilities and was like " She is an amazing guitarist mom!" her retort was" But can she make gravy?" And she made a chicken gravy so delicious my mom cried herself to sleep on a joke she wasted 5 years of her life on.

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