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Anonymous 12/06/13(Fri04:32 UTC-6 No.28691568 Replies: 22286917042228892200 so l was playing with this guy - powergamer, rules lawyer, f----- - his characters were always assassins. always. cause he thought them to be OP. from now on Ill call him the Bitch > The Bitch makes a rogue/assassin/ sorcerer (for charm person and true strike) > tells us outright (!!!) that he max out bluff to lie to other PCs >somehow DM is okay with him throwing 3 shurikens and applying Sneak attack damage to each of 3 shurikens (thefucK??) > is greedy as f---, when something goes not his way, threatens to kill other PCs I make an undead fighter in secret from the other. use some wondrous item to disguise self as a normal human Some sessions go on and near the end of a fight with some elven druids, the Bitch decides it's time to f--- up the party (for loot) and starts killing us from behind. I am at the front killing the last of the druids. Some rounds later only I am left (with half HP) and the Bitch (full HP) cont Anonymous 12/06/13(Fri)04:41 UTC-6 No.2869 1652 Replies: >-286916702-286917532-28691767 >> > charge the Bitch, hit > he uses charm person on me > I roll 3 (just for the lulz, cause I'm immune as an undead) > he starts to laugh that he WON!!! > my turn - 1 attack hits, 2nd misses > the Bitch is buttmad, glances violently at the DM > DM tells us to go on > the Bitch goes invisible using some ring, moves aside > I charge and hit (cause l ignore invisibility) > the Bitch nearly pisses himself > DM tells him it's ok > he runs away I stay and try to keep other PC's from dying (successfully but they are unconscious) > SUDDENLY 3 shurikens hit me (The Bitch has over the top Hide and MS) > screams SNEAK ATTACK!!!! > he rolls a handfull of d6 with almost all being 5s and 6s. enough to double kill > laughs and points finger at me I queitly mark 5 damage from the shurikens (cause I'm immune to Sneak attacks) > I shrug and walk in his direction > the Bitch screams WHAT??!!??!?! > after the DM calms him a little he decides to run away from me (he has like 2 HP left) > I cannot outrun him so I walk to the wizard's body and take the wand of magic missiles (I can use magic devices) > fire a shot into the Bitch's back, dropping him > he nearly trips the table as he rockets from the room, calling us all f------ > I was so delighted that if he cried, I would have orgasmed Anonymous 12/06/13(Fri)05:20 UTC-6 No.28691884 R 28691965 2286920862228692087 228692098 >28691652 So the game went on The Bitch told the DM that he will not play and did not show up We had 5 players + DM. We lost 2 PCs and went back to the town. We had a friendly questgiving cleric there who could ressurect. still it was 10,000+ gold Players opted to roll new characters instead. All was fine Next session DM told us that the Bitch will be coming next session. (he missed 2 sessions, don't know why, but I hope cause he cried a lot) And that he might be and Undead Hunter (or some similiar s--- from the 3.5 supplements), cause he askead about that stuff a lot. S--- When we had a break for smokes and pizza and stuff, I asked my party members for a loan in case the Bitch really will bring s--- to kill me. I explained what I wanted to f--- the Bitch again and they were glad to roll with it I later spoke with the DM privately and convinced him too cont 28691767 At the LGS we have all kind of people. And our DM did not really care. He just rolled with premade adventures When I became a DM, I did not invite such people. even the old DM, cause as a player he's a jerk on the downside I,m a forever DM now Anonymous 12/06/13(Fri)05:55 UTC 6 No.28692098 Replies: 2 28692105 >>286921 19 >>286921 49 >>28692164 >>28692223 2-28692227 2-28692263 >>28691884 So the next session that guy bring his s---, that kills undead. I do not know what it was, maybe it sneak attacked undead or had undead bane on his weapons or turned undead efficiently. dont know. but it was made to specifically destroy undead I know what I have to do Rumors of badass undead hunter in townt The party meets him (IC they don't know I'm undead) while I hide in the city. I ask the DM aside and we privately play I go to the friendly cleric and declare that I am an abomination in my own eyes. I wish to denounce my foul ways and become alive again. He is shocked, but still friendly. For 9,000 gp (all I have) and a favor he agrees to ressurect me. First he destroys me with his holy hammer then performs the rites. One hour later I am human again I go to meet the group. Their new friend (the Bitch) goes on how he senses evil in me. DM says he does not feel anything. The Bitch is not convinced (!!!) >Attacks me > deals some damage. DM says his bonuses against undead do not work > is f------ furious > procceeds to attack > rest of party just stands there in shock > I just stand in defensive stance and try to reason him > he is BUTTMAD!lI his face is red as a tomato > I ask my friend to help and the whole party knocks him out heal ourselves, then heal the Bitch and try to reason again > he tries attack all of us > we give him 2 round to calm down > then we butcher him The Bitch loses his s--- and storms away > loot his body and I give away my share as to partly repay debt to the party

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Anonymous 12/06/13(Fri04:32 UTC-6 No.28691568 Replies: 22286917042228892200 so l was playing with this guy - powergamer, rules lawyer, f----- - his characters were always assassins. always. cause he thought them to be OP. from now on Ill call him the Bitch > The Bitch makes a rogue/assassin/ sorcerer (for charm person and true strike) > tells us outright (!!!) that he max out bluff to lie to other PCs >somehow DM is okay with him throwing 3 shurikens and applying Sneak attack damage to each of 3 shurikens (thefucK??) > is greedy as f---, when something goes not his way, threatens to kill other PCs I make an undead fighter in secret from the other. use some wondrous item to disguise self as a normal human Some sessions go on and near the end of a fight with some elven druids, the Bitch decides it's time to f--- up the party (for loot) and starts killing us from behind. I am at the front killing the last of the druids. Some rounds later only I am left (with half HP) and the Bitch (full HP) cont Anonymous 12/06/13(Fri)04:41 UTC-6 No.2869 1652 Replies: >-286916702-286917532-28691767 >> > charge the Bitch, hit > he uses charm person on me > I roll 3 (just for the lulz, cause I'm immune as an undead) > he starts to laugh that he WON!!! > my turn - 1 attack hits, 2nd misses > the Bitch is buttmad, glances violently at the DM > DM tells us to go on > the Bitch goes invisible using some ring, moves aside > I charge and hit (cause l ignore invisibility) > the Bitch nearly pisses himself > DM tells him it's ok > he runs away I stay and try to keep other PC's from dying (successfully but they are unconscious) > SUDDENLY 3 shurikens hit me (The Bitch has over the top Hide and MS) > screams SNEAK ATTACK!!!! > he rolls a handfull of d6 with almost all being 5s and 6s. enough to double kill > laughs and points finger at me I queitly mark 5 damage from the shurikens (cause I'm immune to Sneak attacks) > I shrug and walk in his direction > the Bitch screams WHAT??!!??!?! > after the DM calms him a little he decides to run away from me (he has like 2 HP left) > I cannot outrun him so I walk to the wizard's body and take the wand of magic missiles (I can use magic devices) > fire a shot into the Bitch's back, dropping him > he nearly trips the table as he rockets from the room, calling us all f------ > I was so delighted that if he cried, I would have orgasmed Anonymous 12/06/13(Fri)05:20 UTC-6 No.28691884 R 28691965 2286920862228692087 228692098 >28691652 So the game went on The Bitch told the DM that he will not play and did not show up We had 5 players + DM. We lost 2 PCs and went back to the town. We had a friendly questgiving cleric there who could ressurect. still it was 10,000+ gold Players opted to roll new characters instead. All was fine Next session DM told us that the Bitch will be coming next session. (he missed 2 sessions, don't know why, but I hope cause he cried a lot) And that he might be and Undead Hunter (or some similiar s--- from the 3.5 supplements), cause he askead about that stuff a lot. S--- When we had a break for smokes and pizza and stuff, I asked my party members for a loan in case the Bitch really will bring s--- to kill me. I explained what I wanted to f--- the Bitch again and they were glad to roll with it I later spoke with the DM privately and convinced him too cont 28691767 At the LGS we have all kind of people. And our DM did not really care. He just rolled with premade adventures When I became a DM, I did not invite such people. even the old DM, cause as a player he's a jerk on the downside I,m a forever DM now Anonymous 12/06/13(Fri)05:55 UTC 6 No.28692098 Replies: 2 28692105 >>286921 19 >>286921 49 >>28692164 >>28692223 2-28692227 2-28692263 >>28691884 So the next session that guy bring his s---, that kills undead. I do not know what it was, maybe it sneak attacked undead or had undead bane on his weapons or turned undead efficiently. dont know. but it was made to specifically destroy undead I know what I have to do Rumors of badass undead hunter in townt The party meets him (IC they don't know I'm undead) while I hide in the city. I ask the DM aside and we privately play I go to the friendly cleric and declare that I am an abomination in my own eyes. I wish to denounce my foul ways and become alive again. He is shocked, but still friendly. For 9,000 gp (all I have) and a favor he agrees to ressurect me. First he destroys me with his holy hammer then performs the rites. One hour later I am human again I go to meet the group. Their new friend (the Bitch) goes on how he senses evil in me. DM says he does not feel anything. The Bitch is not convinced (!!!) >Attacks me > deals some damage. DM says his bonuses against undead do not work > is f------ furious > procceeds to attack > rest of party just stands there in shock > I just stand in defensive stance and try to reason him > he is BUTTMAD!lI his face is red as a tomato > I ask my friend to help and the whole party knocks him out heal ourselves, then heal the Bitch and try to reason again > he tries attack all of us > we give him 2 round to calm down > then we butcher him The Bitch loses his s--- and storms away > loot his body and I give away my share as to partly repay debt to the party

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