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![⠀ Anonymous (ID: VMADXFCK) [+] >>461130422 (OP) # 03/08/24(Fri)17:10:27 No.461130566 will his casket lowering into the ground take f------ 5 episodes? >>461130762 # >>461132185 # >>461134825 # >>461136814 # >>461142984 # >>461148773 # >>461149781 # >>461149843 # >>461150715 # >>461152091 #](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/list/002/774/314/7a1.jpeg "Anon attends Akira Toriyama's funeral")
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![ile 9 KB, 213x237, bean boy ipg) 03/07/14(Fri) 18:07:54 UTC-8 No 536 11 7584 Reples: 2m6117幽zzS26110122 zzS26118921 zzs2611924'te5361199蝕2253612017g 쯔536120548 쯔536125258 쯔536125048 쯔536126167 >> 536 127594 ー536128661 쯔536130053 536133304 쯔536133929 So my 12 year old son keeps saying that he is a "Bean Boy" At first I thought it was a stupid game after he went through the cupboard reading names of canned s---. Idk why he got attached to the beans in particular, but now he won't even go by his own name anymore, just names of beans (Ex. today he is Pinto). He says that him and his friends are a bean gang called Bean Boys or some stupid s---. | Checked his internet history and it was 85% bean related, and his facebook posts are generally bean related as well I'm sick of my p ter ink being wasted on stupid print outs of bean pictures, and Ive recently had $400 dollars in plumbing expenses from clogged toilets. Not to mention the general smell I have to deal with now. So what the f--- do I make of this? Should I take him to the shrink? File: 1394244725089 ipg-(29 KB, 509x541, bean jpg) □ Anonymous (D tibwM) 03/07/14(Fri)18:17:59 UTC-8 No pic related, he just asked me to print this stupid s--- out be Anonymous (ID: +sGujEFD) 03/07/14(Fri)18:09 52 UTC □ Anonymous (ID: +sGUEFD) 03/07/14(Fn)18:18:40 UTC- File: 1394245120782 na (136 KB, 360x360, 1387257074547.pr This is the best goddamn thing Anonymous (ID: hNexEon) 03/07/14(Fri)18 44 52 UTC-8 No.536122829 wut 85% bean related Just read this to my girl and we both cracked up s (ID 03/07/14(Fri)18:18:42 UTC-8 No.536119020 Replies: 3:538119430 2:53812818 File 13942451227371凶115 KB. 250x250, bush-baked-beans;pg) I'll post pics of all the f------ print outs as well as history screens if it means that much to you. My wife isn't sure what to make of it either. She's growing more concemed, and today was kind of a breaking point. He started this stupid jingle "Baked, kidney, black and green. Beans, beans they make me want to scream I f------ hate my life right now Im way too embarrassed to have friends over. Also pic related, whenever he sees this commercial on TV he just about s---- himself, like they are talking to him personally about his "hobby". Could he be schizophrenic □ Anonymous (DILrhQGaz) 03/07/14(Fri)18:20:16 UTC-8 No. 536 119247 □ Anonymous (0 QmfMcGru) 03/07/14(Fri)18:37 22 UTC-8 File: 1394246242699 41 55 MB, 2592x1936. IMG 0328 jpg) My sides have ascended to a new plane □ Anonymous (O gL-F8cY) 03/07/14(Fri)18 20 35 UTC-8 No 536119295 File: 1394245235655 jpg-(15 KB, 246x291, 1394056704234 jpg) These are his f------ misprints. like 10% of the daily prints Hopefully your story means he is at least one of the cooler bean boys as pinto' but likel ame Anonymous (ID: fmQBDZZI) 03/07/1AFn)18:58:32 UTC-8 No.536124698 Reptes: 리SS125943 I really hope this is real lol s (ID 03/07/14(Fri)18:43:15 UTC-8 No 536122623 Replies: 22525123625 22536123573 2253612814536128492 File: 1394246595773 ing(1.55 MB, 2592x1936, IMG_0329 jpg) When he falls asleep I will try to get a pic of him, he usually crashes on the couch with some cans. My wife has to mave him to his bed WITH the cans or else he wakes up screaming about where his beans went. Is there any way to ween him off beans? Should I just let it pass? Maybe I can get him involved with sports or something to take his mind off of it. He was diagnosed with very mild asperger's syndrome but I am really worried that this bean obsession could worsen or agitate his condition. コAnonymous (ID QmtMcGru) 03/07/14(Fri)18 59 30 UTC-8 No 536124827 Replies:竺536123943 rm not sure my son is asleep though and of course he has two f------ can$ of bean$ with hin rm not sure what they are This lod is the bane of my existence lately love him to death but for god's sake, it's tearing my family apart. My wife is scared to death that his 'addiction' (that's taking it a little far in my opinion) or at least his behavior will pass onto our two younger children. She has even discussed separating them for a period of time by taking the other two to her mothers □ Anonymous CID fbCd9wdG) 03/07/14(Fri)19 03 04 UTC-8 No. 536125313 my twelve year that best thread of the day He's also spending a lot of time on this forum I guess his knowledge of beans is mildly MILDLY impressive for a child, maybe he can do agriculture when he's older if he even makes it to highschool. □ Anonymous (ID gVMsTk+F) 03/07/14(Fn)19:02:41 UTCA No.536125258 Reples: 246125689 Pics of son coming up, have to sneak them around wife. She thinks I'm doing work on my laptop lol. 15 KB, 194x146, 1394244474169.jpg) □ Anonymous (ID /yOQD+Ak) 03/07/14(F File: 13942484697351凶419 KB. 403x403. 2 Anonymous (ID: BZAdpduN) 03v07/14(Fri)19 05 43 UTC-8 No 536125648 this thread what in the m--------- beans PO B ) 03 07/14 Fri)19 06 01 UTC-8 No 536125689 Reples: LA 53612送 Beans nymous baked kidney black and green. Can't stop laughing, h--------... Ano y o s ID an McGr 03/07/14 Fr 19 07:59 UTC-8 No. 536125943 Rep 8 536120072) 536 2 2-530126207, 536126221) s361262282 536126345-53612669). 536120714) 536126 쯔5361268732 530 2001S File: 1394248079140 jg1.76 MB, 2592x1936, IMG_0331.jpg) □ Anonymous (ID 1mcBsDF) 03/07/14(Fn)19:09:02 UTC-8 No 536126072 Jesus Christ this is hilarious My son sleeping with his f------ cans of beans. I think they're chili beans, idk I really don't give a f--- at this point Archive this s--- he needs to respect the fact that am paying out the ass in plumbing fees from the onslaught of sewage being pumped through my house. Not to mention he prints 20+ pages of BEANS, not something important f--- beans every day. Literally binders full of bean pictures. I can't even hold a normal conversation with my son, and my wife is threatening to leave with the other kids to "get a break. I mean it's not our only problem, but the absurdity is driving us both insane. □ Anonymous (D gVMsTk+F) 03/07/14(Fri)19:11:39 UTC-8 No. 536126396 Anonymous (ID: Yyxdc3]7) 03/07/14(Fri)19:17:23 UTC-8 No.536127215 Replies: 22535127731 22536128084 7 KB, 107x91, 13942444741691.jpg) File 165 KB, 333x493, 010 evil_beans jpg) Keep laughing. □ Anonymous (ID oPeLg2bO) 03/07/14(Fn)19 14:55 UTC-8 No 536126873 Replies: File: 1394248495565,jpg 71 KB, 400x300, beans lead1.jpg) 36127104 □ Anonymous oPeLg2bO) 03/07/140Fn)1917 29 UTC-8 No 536127227 Replies 프536127365 File: 1394248649867 jpg-(282 KB, 800x600, beans jpg) 536128361 OP so let me get this correct: he is printing off bean pictures like this all like this? Anonymous (ID oPeLg2bD) 03/07/14(Fri)19:16:39 UTC-8 No 536127104 Replies: File: 1394248599069 ipg-6 KB, 369x281, swedishbrownbeans.jpg) 536127215225361272272 Scream and this? □ Anonymous (ID: Q McGru) 03/07/14(Fri)19 2540 UTC-8 No. 536128361 Reples 22536120618-36120628-361209茧ー3612900222536129553-3613049z Yes, and frankly some of them are horridly familiar to me. He literally prints them off, orders large posters of the ones he likes, gets them framed, even has some f------ NatGeo documentaries on bean farming and countless Food network chili shows or whatever they are □ Anonymous (ID: NOOv3x8z) 03/07/14(Fn)194204 UTC-8 No 536130663 Replies: 536130851 Alright, here's what you do. Go into his room while he is sleeping and slowly put some dried beans into his ass He will probably freak out, that's when you get really serious and tell him he is turning into a bean and if he doesn't stop his s--- he will become a bean and will be eaten. Then and only then will your problem be solved □ AnonymousID: 4imdhNwG) 03/07/14(Fn)20:02:53 UTC-8 No.536133458 Replies: 2a36133794 Anonymous (ID: CvC69MOM) 03007/14(Fri)20:32 19 UTC-8 No.536137631 You told him he could be anything So he became a bean I am the Bean](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/724/801/e5a.jpg "The bean boy")
![I followed after Gorg, and we journeyed far south. Here, the gods we served had different names than the one's we were accustomed to, but the God of War was still the God of War. We chased after rumors o and I learned the useful trick of shifting a person's desir o the desire t Il him everything they Ceret was indeed a demigod, and she had the dreadful ability to never miss with her bow. After observing her devastate a group of bandits while standing on a distant mountain, org decided it would be best to try and befriend the woman. I was somewhat surprised, since Qorg was the last person I had ever thought would try to avoid a battle, but as we melded into the group of warrior-priests, I realized these people were just the kind that Qorg liked best Ater meeting with Ceret, I found her to be rather amiable, and Oorg was practically smitten with her. She was bold and beautiful (like most divine beings were), and could fire four arrows from her bow and strike the h coming from each of the four directions. Utterly devoted to the God We ron It was an odd time, because l n, and Oorg w ill nursing the wound of losing to his rival i than willing to give him some timg to sof a simply emigod who served the God of Nature, who h a disastro Ceret's arrows turned to ash as they neared him, and org was stubbomly trying to hide his divinity. I the end, I rode forth, my pride far exceeding my Awakening in the Halls of the Immortals, I realized it had been many centuries since I had returned there I felt compelled to wander the pristine halls, and only once I had reached the Gardens of Desire that I realized why the urge to wande r had overcome me Anonymous 01/05/13(Sat)20 49 No 22420616 The God of Desire did not want to approach me, he wanted me to approach him. Though he was a than that between a king and a rat that dwelt within the sewers. My God wanted to know how I had promoted desire throughout the land, and I could only answer that I had prevented people from reaching I was offered a few bits of advice, mostly that denying people satisfaction for too long would simply kill their desire, but also that providing satisfaction would prevent their desires from growing too strong. Too strong desires, he warned, led to people's ruin far more than anything else. I thanked my god, then was left to wonder just how much the God of Desire knew about my own desires. When I returned to the mortal world, I decided it was best to leave Qorg to himself and to spend some time with Handelhan. Mostly, it was because I really couldn't just return from the dead without blowing Gorg's whole attempt at poorly pretending to be a monal, but also because Handelhan had been spending Anonymous 0105/13(Sat)20:50 No.22420633 He asked me to help twist the desires of several people within his library and academy, and also allowed me to observe some of his experiments. Some of these were performed on himself, as he was trying to find a way to remove only a portion of a person's dvinity rather than all of it, partially so that he could potentially transfer Brask's weapon skills to Qorg. A more pressing goal for him was his attempts at increasing the longevity of mortals. While working amongst the researchers, I found out that Handelhan had actually managed to get himself a mortal wife a decade ago. When I asked Handelhan about this, he said that I should understand how powerful desires be, and he had fallen in love with a researcher after reading her mind and becoming hopelessly enamo The fact that she was quite beautiful might hare also played a part. Though she was still rather young, it would be only a few decades before her lifespan was over, and ndelhan would not permit something li Anonymous 01/05/13(Sat)20:51 No.22420646 captured demigods left, Handelhan lling to give a his dmn s facing were quite high. He had to not only successfully split his dvinit successfully transfer it to a mortal, something we weren't even certain was possible. In theory, there was a chance it would work, but there were so many complicatians that could occur that I was very reluctant o try before we were certain t we were doin n was workin with his wife not becoming any younger. Aer ssisting him in his experiments, he asked me to help either Pleth or Gorg capture a demigod as soon as possible, in order to try and transfer their power to his wife. As I left to join up with Pleth, he mentioned casually that he'd prefer it if the demigod was a servant of Desire Pleth and the cuit of the One-eyed Tree were constructing a rather grand temple when I met up with him. After telling him about Handelhan's wife, which Pleth referred to as Handelhan's folly, Itried my best to persuade him to help Handelhan in his endeavor. Though Pleth argued that a mortal's death was as natural as their life, and that granting one divinity would go against nature, I bullied him by saying that we all owed Handelhan for his many years of hard work Anonymous 0105 13(Sat]20.51 No.22420655 Ater adorning ourseves in the garments of pilgrims, we left the construction of the temple in the hands of a young but brilliant architect, who promised to finish it within thirty years. With swarms of bloodthirsty birds and beasts surrounding the temple as its guardians, we journeyed off to meet with Qorg. We listened to rumors along the way, with an ear out for anything that might lead us to a demigad of desire. After hearing our fill af bawdy tales, I concluded that unless every second brathel really did contain we to our questianing Oorg was in a much better state than when I last left him. Though he had not managed to kill the fire-controlling demigod, my suicide rush had provided Ceret's followers a moment of reprieve from the flames, allowing them to escape. It had also provided Qorg and Ceret something to mourn together though Qorg apolagized for shedding crocodile tears in my name. Either way, he had grown quite close to Ceret, though she likely was starting to suspect his divinity 01/05/13(Sat)20:52 No 22420675 After reintroducing myself to Ceret as my old self's younger brother, she had enough tact to go alang wit it. Pleth immediately confessed his love for her, which lead Corg to shatter the clay jug he was drinking from, but Ceret promptly recognized the joke for what it was Qorg listened intently when I told him of Handelhan's plight, and he too began to call it Handelhan's folly He said it would upset all our plans, and might even end up resulting in some terrible catastrophe. Even so, he agreed to help, and parted ways wth Ceret's company To our surprise, it wasn't long before Handelhan himself joined up with us, and the four of us couldn't help but celebrate our reunion loudly within the nearest towwn. As we recovered the next day, Handelhan explained his plan to us, which I didnt like from the very start but withheld my comments until he had In order to capture a demigod of Desire, he wanted me to spur desire within the land, forcing it into the minds and lives of everyone. He wanted the worship of Desire to grow until it wild and in the open, and when demigods of desire would emerge proudly. He also wanted it done quickly I was about to ask how exactly he proposed for me to do this, but he already had an answer prepared. My task, he explained, would be to convince people that they could satisfy their yearning for love with s Anonymous 01.05/13(Sat)20:54 No.22420696 ite sure whether I wanted to argue quite certain his p but also explained that there naturally needed to be some opposition. He wanted me to spare the followers of the One-eyed Tree, and they would serve as a gathering ground for the dissenters With Pleth guiding his followers, and Qorg protecting me as I rode throughout the villages and tons, Handelhan would lay down a network to gather information about the progress of desire and any potential demigods It was an odd plan, but both Pleth and Qorg were cunious to see what would happen. With a decade as our time limit, they felt it was worth spending that short period of time indulging in Handelhan's plan, and if it failed, Handelhan could only blame himself So, I began my ride throughout the first town, clad in a cloak of red Pleth assured me that there were none of his followers within that tow, so l used my power on anyone I came near. There were no immediate effects, and when I rode out that night, I left the town without seeing any of my power at work In the next town, clad in a cloak of green, I began my work again. tt was odd work, because I wasn't ure nvince peop s the proof of love, and to obtain sex was the same as obtaining love, but what any of that would do to further Handelhan's plan was anyone's guess. Anonymous 01.05/13(Sat) 20:58 No.22420764 In the sixth town, while wearing a cloak of blue, Ibegan to hear rumors. Likely, it was because I was lis tening for these kind of rumors, but the housewives who stood at the street comers seemed to have I rode throughout the country, Qorg and chaos following in my wake, and by the end of the first year Handelhan said that he had some encouraging information to offer In the part of the country I had riddern d and brothels had made enormous profits people were h it all meant, he simply said to continue what I was the r And so, I rode, never spending more than a few days in each town I visited. I used my power on beggars soldiers, bakers, knights, lords, merchants, milkmaids, poets and schola n anyone u what was](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/list/000/822/154/52b.png "3/7")
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