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File: image.ipg (82 KB, 640x960) O Anonymous (ID: SoSK6dx3) 04/25/14(Fri)10:25:23 No.543813765 [Replyl s while in English class get hungry for spaghetti > start to naw and pencil it helps a little but I still can't shake the urge to have spaghett > I feel something worm and limp in my hand > I'm scared to look down worried that it mite be Shrek that I'm feeling > but there's no over powering smell of onions but just a hint s I start to pick up the smell of tomatoes, peppers, cheese, and garlic. > I look down my pencil is a noodle and my text books are big piles of spaghetti with all the fixings. > I feel peace inside knowing it's just spaghetti and not Shrek s at I was about to dig in I feel something pulling me into me seat > I feel my self being turned and lade on top of my desk forced on top of the spaghett > I hear something in the far distance sounds like a TALKING DONKY oh s--- I think to my self squeezing my butt hole shut with all my mite > DONKY brakes threw the schools wall on a dragon > Donkey mounts me I can feel his hooves digging into my sides > Right before being penetrated Shrek grabs donkey by the back of the throws him off of me >Screaming this in my swamp stay off of my swamp. > donkey limp away with his 9 ft d--- dragging on the floor in defeat. > Shrek tell me to finish my spaghetti > he winks at me and tells me I'll need my strength for later > as I eat my spaghetti I shake back and forth saying to my self " Shrek is love, Shrek is life and I knew I loved Shrek s that was the best spaghetti I have ever had

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Shrek Enters a Spaghetti Story


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Witch DoctorDB @db_witch this video and post caused severe brain damage to a generation SHIFTERS 6:28 PM - 21 May 23. 137K Views
I've decided to also put this gif into this gallery due to the fact that James is making fun of the whole Shrek internet culture phenomenon. If it ought to belong into the regular Shrek gallery instead, then go ahead and sacrifice me aswell. <iframe width="560" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/ZJAKd4hg_m0" title="YouTube video player" frameborder="0" allow="accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture" allowfullscreen></iframe>
Anonymous (ID: 6G4DIMB) 04/06/13(Sat)23:19:27 UTC-4 No.470821521 [Reply] 9 >Be 18 >Have girlfriend >Have sex on regular basis >She asks for a movie night, something erotic >think of two things we both love >Shrek and sex >Go out of my way to find a shrek p---- search everywhere >found one finally >surprise her with a shrek 1 p---- >she laughs and says that f------ retarded and no sex for a week >one night shes over and were cuddling >we start kissing and I reach down into her pants >She stops me and says n o >l say "why?" >"because of that p----. it really weirded me out. i think we need a break." >w-- it was a stupid mistake >here a bang at the window >l go check it out >smell of onions is unbearable >window breaks open and a naked, fully aroused Shrek appears. >his c--- must of been 24 inches long and a girth of 12 inches >this pulsating veiny c--- aroused my girlfriend and I >became unbearably horny >He shouts "AH WÉ GON HAF A WEE TAH HAV A FOON TEIM LADS." >l insert my c--- into girlfriends vagina >Began f------ hard >Shrek jumps in front of her and shoves his c--- into her mouth and began to thrust hard >moans in pure ecstasy and we all climax >Shrek and I switch sides >Girlfriend spreads her ass checks and yells "OH GOD PLEASE PUT IT IN MY ASS" >"AHH NEVAH OOSE AH O0OSED OLE MAH LASS" He yells. >Repeat another ten minutes of hardcore f------ and sucking > she passes out from pleasure and has a great orgasm >shrek stares at me >"EETS UR TURN LAD" >l bend over with complete obediance >"LEETS BEEGUN" >Shrek penetrates my tender a------ and stretches my anus to the width of his girth. >He climaxes and fills me whole. >He then recedes back into the bushes and I go to my girlfriend and cuddle with her for the night Shrek is love. Shrek is life.
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