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AVGN has insulted the Ogrelord and must be sacrificed. It's all ogre now.


Created by Squibblyskadew Mar 19, 2021 at 06:10PM EDT

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Origin Entry: Shrek Is Love, Shrek Is Life

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Witch DoctorDB @db_witch this video and post caused severe brain damage to a generation SHIFTERS 6:28 PM - 21 May 23. 137K Views
Anonymous (ID: 6G4DIMB) 04/06/13(Sat)23:19:27 UTC-4 No.470821521 [Reply] 9 >Be 18 >Have girlfriend >Have sex on regular basis >She asks for a movie night, something erotic >think of two things we both love >Shrek and sex >Go out of my way to find a shrek p---- search everywhere >found one finally >surprise her with a shrek 1 p---- >she laughs and says that f------ retarded and no sex for a week >one night shes over and were cuddling >we start kissing and I reach down into her pants >She stops me and says n o >l say "why?" >"because of that p----. it really weirded me out. i think we need a break." >w-- it was a stupid mistake >here a bang at the window >l go check it out >smell of onions is unbearable >window breaks open and a naked, fully aroused Shrek appears. >his c--- must of been 24 inches long and a girth of 12 inches >this pulsating veiny c--- aroused my girlfriend and I >became unbearably horny >He shouts "AH WÉ GON HAF A WEE TAH HAV A FOON TEIM LADS." >l insert my c--- into girlfriends vagina >Began f------ hard >Shrek jumps in front of her and shoves his c--- into her mouth and began to thrust hard >moans in pure ecstasy and we all climax >Shrek and I switch sides >Girlfriend spreads her ass checks and yells "OH GOD PLEASE PUT IT IN MY ASS" >"AHH NEVAH OOSE AH O0OSED OLE MAH LASS" He yells. >Repeat another ten minutes of hardcore f------ and sucking > she passes out from pleasure and has a great orgasm >shrek stares at me >"EETS UR TURN LAD" >l bend over with complete obediance >"LEETS BEEGUN" >Shrek penetrates my tender a------ and stretches my anus to the width of his girth. >He climaxes and fills me whole. >He then recedes back into the bushes and I go to my girlfriend and cuddle with her for the night Shrek is love. Shrek is life.
Anonymous 12/19/15(Sat)19:42:34 No.433446 >>433456 >>433521 >>433791 >>433199 (OP) >be 13 >l admire Robespierre so much >l know all his quotes >All evenings I pray to Robespierre >l thank him for the Republic that we've been given, by our Creator >"Robespierre is love, Robespierre is the Revolution", I say >My father gets mad and calls me a f----- >He's jealous of my devotion to the Terror >He slaps me and sends me to my room >l cry because it hurts >I lie on my bed >A warmth is moving towards me >l feel something touch me >It's Maximilien Marie Isidore de Robespierre >l am so happy >He whispers in to ear, "it's time for Terror" >He makes me lie down on the bed >l'm ready >l spread my ass cheeks for the Revolution >He penetrates me with his incorruptible d--- >It hurts, but I do it for la Republique >l can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water >He pushes farther >l want to please Maximilien >He roars "Despotism!" while he fills me with his fraternity >My dad walks in >Maximilien looks him in the eye and says "The Revolution is the war of liberty against its enemies." >He leaves through my window >Maximilien Robespierre is life, Maximilien Robespierre is the Revolution >Next morning, I find my dad decapitated
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