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Shrekhammer 40k Shronkey 02/27/14 (Thu) 18:44:43 No.37614 It is the 41st Millennium. For more than a hundred centuries the Ogrelord has sat immobile on the Onion Throne of Far Far Away. He is the master of brogrekind by the will of the gods and master of a million writhing invisibly with power from the Dark Age of Shreknology. He is the are sacrificed every day so that he may never truly die. Yet even in his deathless state, the Ogrelord continues his eternal vigilance. Mighty battlefleets cross the drek-infested miasma of the Warp, the only route between distant swamps, their way lit by the Onionomican, the psychic manifestation of the Ogrelord's will. Vast armies give battle in His name in uncounted swamps. Greatest amongst his soldiers are the Orcus, the Space Ogres, bio-engineered super-brogres. Their comrades in arms are legion: the Ogrian Guard and countless swamp defence forces, the ever-vigilant Ogre Inquisition and the tech-priests of the Orcus Mechanicus to name only a few. But for all their multitudes, they are barely enough to hold off the ever-present threat to humanity from Farquad, heretics, Drekians - and far, far worse. To be a brogre in such times is to be one amongst untold billions. It is to live in the cruelest and most bloody regime imaginable. These are the tales of those times. Forget the power of shreknology and science, for so much has been forgotten, never to be relearned. Forget the promise of progress and understanding, for in the grim dark future there is only war. There is no peace amongst the swamps, only an eternity of carnage and slaughter, and the laughter of by the might of his inexhaustible ogre armies. He is a rotting carcass Lord of the The ogrelord protects

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