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So, what's your favorite Pokémon? UCK YOU, NOBODY CARES BECAUSE IT SURE AS S--- ISN'T AS AWESOME AS THIS HERE AGGRON LOOK AT THIS BAD M----------- 1 8 L Aggron is basically what you'd get if you put steel-plating on a dinosaur. WHAT TRAINER WOULDN'T WANT A F------ STEEL-PLATED DINOSAUR?! Check this s--- out: Aggron's not only a steel type, but he's a rock type. Those are like the two most badass types in the game - this n----'s tougher than diamonds. Diamonds are a 794 POUNDs oF BRICKSHITTING ginl's best friend? F--- THaT S---. Get your bitch an Aggron for her birthday - she'll suck 'your d--- on the spot, guaranteed ENE AMAZEMENT What does your pokémon eat? Berries? Poffins? Man-made s--- from a bowl? AGGRON EATS IRON, BITCH, STRAIGHT FROM THE CKING GROUND. Not only that, but he claims an entire mountain as his own and beats down any punk bitches that try to step on his turf. And he ll even fix up his territory by planting trees everywhere and s--- HELL YEAH, SAVE THE EARTH YOU F------ HIPPIE! NOW HOLD ON TO YOUR ASS, CAUSE HERE COMES SOME TECHNICAL S--- So Aggron's got this move called head smash. It's pretty much the manliest move ever - he headbutts your weak-ass pokémon at full force with his fuckawesome steel spikes and s---. The move has 150 base power, Aggron has 110 base attack, and his ability rock head prevents recoil damage. What this means in non-pokéfag is that AGGRON WILL F---. YOUR. S---. BACKWARDS. What's that? He's too slow? Better watch what you say f-----, cause Aggron just used rock polish and is jettin' around your ass like m------------ Sonic. But this ain't no f----- ass hedgehog, this is the m------------ Aggron, ready to kick your ass to hell and back. Think you can exploit Aggron's weaknesses? THINK AGAIN, A------. Aggron's ready to metal burst your p---- attacks right back at you. And as if that wasn't enough badassery to last a lifetime Aggron can also support the rest of the f------ on his team with s--- like thunder wave, roar stealth rock, f--- I don't even know. All I know is you need to GET YOURSELF A GODDAMN AGGRON

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So, what's your favorite Pokémon? UCK YOU, NOBODY CARES BECAUSE IT SURE AS S--- ISN'T AS AWESOME AS THIS HERE AGGRON LOOK AT THIS BAD M----------- 1 8 L Aggron is basically what you'd get if you put steel-plating on a dinosaur. WHAT TRAINER WOULDN'T WANT A F------ STEEL-PLATED DINOSAUR?! Check this s--- out: Aggron's not only a steel type, but he's a rock type. Those are like the two most badass types in the game - this n----'s tougher than diamonds. Diamonds are a 794 POUNDs oF BRICKSHITTING ginl's best friend? F--- THaT S---. Get your bitch an Aggron for her birthday - she'll suck 'your d--- on the spot, guaranteed ENE AMAZEMENT What does your pokémon eat? Berries? Poffins? Man-made s--- from a bowl? AGGRON EATS IRON, BITCH, STRAIGHT FROM THE CKING GROUND. Not only that, but he claims an entire mountain as his own and beats down any punk bitches that try to step on his turf. And he ll even fix up his territory by planting trees everywhere and s--- HELL YEAH, SAVE THE EARTH YOU F------ HIPPIE! NOW HOLD ON TO YOUR ASS, CAUSE HERE COMES SOME TECHNICAL S--- So Aggron's got this move called head smash. It's pretty much the manliest move ever - he headbutts your weak-ass pokémon at full force with his fuckawesome steel spikes and s---. The move has 150 base power, Aggron has 110 base attack, and his ability rock head prevents recoil damage. What this means in non-pokéfag is that AGGRON WILL F---. YOUR. S---. BACKWARDS. What's that? He's too slow? Better watch what you say f-----, cause Aggron just used rock polish and is jettin' around your ass like m------------ Sonic. But this ain't no f----- ass hedgehog, this is the m------------ Aggron, ready to kick your ass to hell and back. Think you can exploit Aggron's weaknesses? THINK AGAIN, A------. Aggron's ready to metal burst your p---- attacks right back at you. And as if that wasn't enough badassery to last a lifetime Aggron can also support the rest of the f------ on his team with s--- like thunder wave, roar stealth rock, f--- I don't even know. All I know is you need to GET YOURSELF A GODDAMN AGGRON

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Starless and Bible Black

Starless and Bible Black

Jun 17, 2014 at 07:27AM EDT in reply to Eevee Enthusiast

I believe it's called ''Extreme Advertising''

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Dabiddo - Kun

Dabiddo - Kun

Jun 17, 2014 at 11:53AM EDT

my first lvl 100 pokemon
no seriously, i never trained a pokemon to lvl 100 before gen 3

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