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File: mumfieskipping.png (160 KB, 340x287) Anonymous 07/01/14(Tue)08:04:25 No.63220808 >I was only 5 years old >I loved Mumfie so much, I had all the merchandise and movies >I pray to Mumfe every night before bed, thanking him for the life lve been given >"Mumfie is love" I say; "Mumfie is life" >My grandma hears me and calls me an a------ >l know she was just jealous of my devotion for Mumfie >I called her a bitch >She slaps me and sends me to go to sleep I'm crying now, and my face hurts 기 lay in bed and it's really cold >Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me It's Mumfle l am so happy He whispers into my ear "I have a fun adventure for you today!" He grabs my shirt with his trunk and puts me down onto my hands and knees I'm ready l spread my ass-cheeks for Mumfie He penetrates my butt-hole lt hurts so much but I do it for Mumfie >I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water >I push against his force I want to please Mumfie He yells "Idid it!" as he fills my butt with his love >My grandma walks in Mumfie looks him straight in the eyes and says "You're totally irrelephant to this situation. >Mumfie leaves through my window >Mumfie is love. Mumfie is life >> O Anonymous 07/01/14(Tue)08:06:48 No.63220828 None of that is true and this is not your blog Go lie about stupid s--- on tumir or something because nobody here gives a s--- Anonymous 07/01/14(Tue)08:07:44 No.63220836 sends pics >> O Anonymous 07/01/14(Tue)08:09:53 No.63220847 File: 115.gif (471 KB, 245x150) m somy, m confused >> O Amy In Colorado 07/01/14(Tue)08:11:00 No.63220851 My daughter is crying because of your sexist b-------! Disgusting! >> O Enrique 07/01/14(Tue)08:12:16 No.63220863 ESTUPIDO!

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