Pokémon - 次こそ勝てますように…

Magneton- the people who go to church just to talk.
Gengar- the person who’s deeply moved by the priest’s sermon.
Typhlosion- the person who thinks about what they’re going to do today while in church.
Silver- the person who diligently follows the proceedings, hoping people will follow their example.
Crobat- the person who takes religion a little too seriously.
Sneasel- the person who goes “screw this” and either converts to another religion, stops going to church, or becomes an atheist or agnostic.
Alakazam- the person who goes to mass just to say they did, and falls asleep to make it go by quicker.

The priest, of course.