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foxalpha: falstaff i don't understand why people don't instantly respond to "what would your dream superpower be" with the ability to manipulate probability. think about it. what's the chance someone will drop 1mil in front of me? 0%? let's make that 100% what's the probability i'll wake up tomorrow and be X gender? 100%. What's the probability my bathtub is filled with mac and cheese? 100% as a casino employee l can confirm this would be terrifying as f---

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foxalpha: falstaff i don't understand why people don't instantly respond to "what would your dream superpower be" with the ability to manipulate probability. think about it. what's the chance someone will drop 1mil in front of me? 0%? let's make that 100% what's the probability i'll wake up tomorrow and be X gender? 100%. What's the probability my bathtub is filled with mac and cheese? 100% as a casino employee l can confirm this would be terrifying as f---

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DefinitelyNotADog

DefinitelyNotADog

Aug 27, 2014 at 01:03PM EDT

What's the probability that 2+2=5? 100 perc-

Universe shakes a bit

Uh… What's the probability that a 4 sided figure is a triangle? 100 perc-

Universe blows up

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YuraYura

YuraYura

Aug 27, 2014 at 10:20AM EDT

Wish fulfillment. I think Wish fulfillment would be a much shorter way of putting that.

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