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SKELETON GANGRAPE As a magical skeleton you have one real passion in life: gang r---. Not for sexual pleasure, as skeletons lack sexual organs, but just for fun, sticking bones in uncomforable places and humiliating your victims. Now you've moved to a new city and are ready to introduce yourself to your new compatriots. What kind of skeleton are you? and huourself to your he Class: Dwarf Skeleton You're not very tal1, but wits and good humour Ghost Skeleton You are the ghost of a Normal Skeleton You're a perfectly normal magical. gang-r----- skeleton. Fat Skeleton Partaking of the finer things in death have left you fat and, inexplicably, th past. You rely on your super strong eton from magic powers during r--- Attire: Conquistador Hat The conquistador hat gives you a seductive Spanish accent and Crown The cowboy hat makes you The crown has special magic The pirate hat gives you a crack shot with firearms. powers that force mortals to knowledge of sailing and but as murder is against the refer to you as "Your Majesty" the ability to talk to sea Skeleton Code this probably and looks super expensive won't be very useful. Allows you to summon a skeleton creatures. Unfortunately th ability to turn fish are lazy and probably things into gold se Skull Polish pike on top and protects you from attacks from above. That's about it. summon cigars at will and grants you super bluffing notorious rapists wearing this helmet will Foregoing headwear in favour of polishing your skull to a shine allows you the respect of lind your enemies by your fe reflecting light at them convince people you are actually a human Magical Powers Choose Two Magnetic Bones If you're knocked apart you can pull yourself back together. rather than relying on your Breakdancing You have magical dancing powers that allow you to serve anyone it you can get them to agree to a Hypnosis Control the minds of Travel to and from gang rapes quicker and easier ortals. Effective. but Look really cool doing it. takes the fun out of a r---. You grown a bad eakdacin You can travel through If things get rough you cal dirt that. if enhanced you historical figures from smeared on your bon the victim HIV Headguarters Mu Pretend you're an exhib by day, commit horrific sex crimes by night! Like what Batman has except it's full of gang r----- skeletons A fancy tomb in a haunted graveyard. Watch out for You're already dead, who needs air? Nemesis: Pr Ke Ma Mayor Smith holds an nreasona after the loveable skeletons gang r---- his only daughter he leader of a gang A legendary skeleto the local lesbian Skullkill wil1 Professor Dracula is a genius scientist and rock guitarist. stop at nothing to rid the world of undead sex offenders also happens to be a powerful werewolf

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Komissar bAv

Oct 11, 2014 at 07:33PM EDT

>be normal skeleton
>wear top hat
>be blessed with magnetic bones
>headquarters are set up at a museum
>nemesis is Eric Von Skullkill

I like where this is going.

What is this and why do I love it?
Normal skeleton with a cowboy hat (my skeletal steed is named Butterclop).
I reside in a humble, unmarked grave during the day. It serves as my bachelor pad (gang-rape skeletons get lonely, too).
My nemesis is the mayor, descendent of the sheriff of the town when I was alive. Though he hates all skeletons, he promises that once he gets the backing of the council, I'm the first to go behind bars.