"Oh yeah, thanks for the help Simon. If only you were here, y'know for the three times I fall on this dirt road. Really appreciate the effort you're putting into helping a bleeding dying man."

"When I say: 'One of you here will betray me' I don't mean father-damn kill me! I mean, isn't it normal to once in a while steal the last bread, use up all the hot water, and get someone to crucify you!?"