Well, I think they're both assholes. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm just going to go cry in this corner over the fact that, never mind no kids, I am still deep in tfw no gf

BTW, just to add salt to the wound, the tinypic Captcha for that image was "Get Something Going"

I'll get a girlfriend after these priorities have been met:

1. Get a stable job/career, in order to help pay for the mutual expenses that comes with having a relationship. (most IMPORTANT AS FUCK PART)

2. Meet a girl who actually wants to talk with me. (hardest part).

3. Make sure the girl is not a psycho bitch who will falsely accuse "RAPE" after marriage and take half of my things, my children, and force me to pay alimony (and she will win that case because women always win those cases in court no matter what the truth is). So essentially I'm staying out of San Francisco and the northern states.

Or, I can stay the hell away from women until the crazy bullshit that has been going on dies down.