Pokémon - shitposting

When XY came out, I decided that Clemont would be my favorite Pokémon character… I had never been so right in my life.

he's smart
he has a super cool machine backpack
he fucking built the kalos power plant
le super chic grey jumpsuit
made the eiffel tower into a pokemon gym
teaching his little sister to be 0.1% as awesome as he is because let's face it. NOBODY has ever been more awesome than that.
super cool to his pokemon and his little sister
plays "Who's that pokemon' in his gym. that is in the eiffel tower
bonnie is right: ladies if you are not sucking his D right now there is something very wrong with you