Polandball - Freedom is the only way, yeah!

Don't tell the Americans that nobody here cares about the revolutionary war because this motherfucker

started shit right afterwards and the French are our favourite people to fight.

I know Napoleon, that guy is directly responsible for my family coming to the U.S. :
>Be my great great great great Grandfather.
>Be French sometime around the late 1700's-early 1800's.
>Get conscripted for an army that's trying to conquer Europe.
>Lol, no thanks.
>Buy tickets to America for wife and kids.
>Get sailor friend to sneak you on board inside of a pickle barrel.
>Live rest of life in America with wife and kids.