A black guy, a rabbi, and a helpful priest are seated at the rear of a plane. Halfway through the flight the pilot announces multiple engine failure. Everyone is told to retrieve the parachute beneath their seat and jump through the nearest emergency exit. The black guy and priest find nothing under their seats and stop the rabbi before he can jump with the only remaining parachute. The priest suggests the rabbi give the parachute to someone else. The black guy quickly nominates himself and the priest solemnly agrees. The rabbi refuses until the black guy pulls out a large golden chain. As the priest and the rabbi bid farewell to their comrade the black guy requests instructions for the parachute and the kind priest demonstrates a proper jump by putting on the parachute, jumping out of the plane, and pulling the cord.
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CloSeph
Feb 19, 2015 at 01:22PM EST in reply to
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