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Tumblr - You have a huge bulge,that means you have huge nuts! Rip and Tear!

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momfricker akemorph graatrunk sosyebabe What you got made fun of in school for? i went into american public school for 6th grade and i pierced someone's scrotum with a fencing foil that was missing the little rubber safety tip on the end by accident in gym and it was middle school so i was promptly nicknamed "The Nut Slayer and i cried until my parents let me move back to europe and live with my grandparents nutslayer is a powerful title can you imagine a european person coming to your school for 1 year, stabbing you in the ball sac, then promptly f------ back off to europe immediately afterwards. can you imagine being the bloke with the stitch in their scrote because of some mysterious foreign spherepuncturer In the first age, in the first battle, when the shadows first lengthened, one stood. Burned by the embers of Armageddon, his soul blistered by the fires of Hell and tainted beyond ašcension, he chose the path of perpetual torment. In his ravenous hatred he found no eace; and with boiling blood he scoured the mbral Plains seeking vengeance against the dark lords who had wronged him. He wore the crown of the Night Sentinels, and those that tasted the bite of his sword named him... the Nut Slayer.

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BraveSirJimOfLawl

Oct 28, 2017 at 04:52AM EDT in reply to Bill-Stan, Gaijin Supreme

>Stabs someone in the balls
>Gets kick ass nickname
>Cries about it (despite having their genitalia un-punctured) until their parents send them back to Europe
>Is from Europe in the first place
graatrunk is a pussy and everyone replying that is not calling them a pussy is wrong

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