Can it run Crysis? (2007)

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Crysis was a PC game released in 2007 at a time when game developers wrote games which instead of aiming to make money, wrote titles which simply refused to run on about 99% of PCs worldwide due to its ridiculous hardware requirements. Crysis is a title at the very pinnacle of that era.
A typical gaming rig which would run the game at a minimum acceptable rate without stuttering or looking jerky (slow frame rates) would cost a small fortune. Years passed by and the game still refused to run well on anything but really powerful and relatively expensive gaming platforms, not helped by the games updates which enhanced the visuals even further (HDR lighting etc).
The phrase has become a common occurence in techy internet forums discussing interesting new computer gadgetry products, or indeed parodying very old computing technology which would be totally incapable of even loading the title binaries let alone any of its visuals, or even executing its code.

Another Crysis meme reference

Whilst the purest definition of ‘meme’ states that it should be much imitated, adapted, subtly (or amusingly unsubtly) altered, it demands more thought into becoming easily adapted simply because it is a four word sentence – If you change the game title, it loses its very identity. Imitation too is usually best made on still or video imagery where its simple to photoshop out somebodys face with, say, Brian Blessed’s face, to much amusement.
A simple textual meme, like “Can it run Crysis” being only four words, I submit, is actually a meme because it is usually subtly re-worded into “I’m almost afraid to ask if it can run Crysis”, or similar. Furthermore, the context matters too, for instance, if I were to submit the phrase when referring to my washing machine, it becomes amusing, especially when the observer attempts to visualise that particular scenario. I personally, however, haven’t found anything like that.
I could personally envisage a series, similar to the famous ‘will it blend’ meme (is that on here too?), adapted for the “Will it run Crysis” phrase introducing a number of random gadgets and appliances that are tested for its compatibility.
So the question still remains, as far as I know, there are no pictorial or video series featuring the phrase, there are no visual adaptations of the phrase around, only small sentence adaptations in its text and simple imagery featuring the text in frame. Is it a Meme? I cannot tell.

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gm0n3y
Sep 01, 2010 at 06:04PM UTC , gm0n3y wrote:

I’m a frequent poster at Tom’s Hardware and its definitely been a constant phrase mentioned in the forums / comments for years now. I actually just came to this site to read about the meme because we were discussing it on Toms today. The phrase comes up all the time when commenting on articles about cars, phones, anything.

eg. The new Bugatti Veyron has 1050HP.

“But can it play Crysis?”

The question is no longer ever posted seriously (hasn’t been for years now). Its gotten to the point where mods over at Toms have started removing Can It Play Crysis comments because people just won’t let the meme die. Its is also frequently parodied:

Article on a new electric / pedal bike:

“But can it run… uphill? /ducks”

The user knows that the meme is no longer cool, so they put a twist on it and add the /ducks to show that they know that people are tired of it. These posts have been around for more than a year and are now getting old and frequently downranked.

Now that Crysis 2 is coming out (next year), there have also been “Can it play Crysis 2” comments, but those have now also become old and get downranked.

I’m not certain of the requirements this site has to consider something a meme, but Can It Play Crysis is by far the most common phrase on Toms Hardware even years after it stopped being ‘cool’.

Ubr 1337
Jul 02, 2010 at 01:39PM UTC , Ubr 1337 wrote:

I always say this even without knowing that it was a meme.

+1 confirm

(btw soon its going to be can it run Crysis 2)

Richard Whitechest
Jun 21, 2010 at 08:11PM UTC , Richard Whitechest wrote:

+1
I’ve heard it everywhere as a typical phrase when discussing specs.
Hell, I’ve even heard it IRL.

Lurking Grue
May 20, 2010 at 08:21PM UTC , Lurking Grue wrote:

+1 work

Needs more sources

David Grupultsnik
Apr 02, 2010 at 03:43AM UTC , David Grupultsnik wrote:

I’ve certainly heard the phrase, admittedly less now.
And I dunno about internet-wide derivatives, but among friends we joke about “Can it play DOOM?”, the joke being that nowadays almost everything worth anything can.
I.E.
“X-BOX IS HEUG”
“Can it play DOOM?”
“I got a laptop with Windows ME!”
“CAN IT PLAY DOOM?”
“HEY check out my pimpin’ toaster!”
“CAN IT PLAY DOOM?!!!??11111 :D”

Well, that’s it for my contribution to society. Time to go back underground for the summer…

JackGhent
Mar 04, 2010 at 10:20PM UTC , JackGhent wrote:

Cite examples.

“Yeah the new lambo has 500k horsepower, tires that ride on water, and a parachute for when you play chicken with those bitch-ass corvettes.”

“That’s cool, but can it run Crysis?”

Vlad
Mar 02, 2010 at 06:50PM UTC , Vlad wrote:

I think this actually originated in PC Gamer. I remember reading their spoof on how Difficult it was for a Computer to actually RUN Crysis.

Kawaii Morning
Feb 23, 2010 at 04:41AM UTC , Kawaii Morning wrote:

@Heliospan
Uhhhmmm… if that’s true, all viral videos are meme.

The more important trait of a meme is imitation.

Nobody, like… say “OMG can it run Touhou?” “Can it run Starcraft II?” “Can it run Microsoft word” or something similar

And I agree with Blah here: though you did remarked on the spread, you still have to prove it came from the internet for this to be confirmed, as KYM only documents internet memes.

Soren  Skies
Feb 22, 2010 at 05:44PM UTC , Soren Skies wrote:

yeah, +1 work. I Didn’t really learn anything about the meme, but with a little work, this is a definite confirm.

Kenny McAlinden
Feb 22, 2010 at 02:29AM UTC , Kenny McAlinden wrote:

+1 confirm

This is gold.

Blah-tan
Feb 20, 2010 at 06:06PM UTC , Blah-tan wrote:

The whole point of this is to show its memetic status through evidence. Aside everything else, you need to research a lot more with enough proof its a meme. You cannot say you “saw it around a lot” without showing where you saw it. That would change my view on this as a meme.

In conclusion

+1 work

Heliosphan
Feb 19, 2010 at 10:32PM UTC , Heliosphan wrote:

@Blah!?!
I personally dont care enough to dig up any more evidence, I just noticed it mentioned online a lot and can identify with the phrase myself.
So without caring a whole lot to argue about it, I will submit my final note-

The Oxford English Dictionary define Meme as (http://www.askoxford.com/concise_oed/meme?view=uk) -

noun Biology
an element of behaviour or culture passed on by imitation or other non-genetic means.

As far as I can tell, the phrase has indeed been imitated, passed around, at least enough that I noticed it, it meets all the criteria of the quoted definition! Certainly no mention of mutation – there is a difference.
I feel this whole vetting scheme has clearly gotten hugely pedantic and self righteous, some kind of self appointed judge, jury and executioner, saying it has to carry all the traits of all other so called meme’s on this site.
Lets return to roots shall we? – its all about personally identifiable funnies, passed around the internet, I dont think the internet meme should be defined any more elaborately.

And with that, I bid you adieu.

Kawaii Morning
Feb 19, 2010 at 10:35AM UTC , Kawaii Morning wrote:

You see, the problem is: It shares the same problem as

“The Cake is a Lie”

as it’s jut a catchphrase taken from another game/discusses from another game

The only reason why “The Cake is a lie” got confirmed is because “the cake” could mean anything by now.

Blah-tan
Feb 19, 2010 at 12:43AM UTC , Blah-tan wrote:

Meaning has to mutate. So just a bunch of people asking “can it run Crysis” does not make it a meme, unless it turned into some sort of joke.

While it has taken SOME sort of laughable phrase (for probably a short period of time), proof of its mutation is seriously lacking (ONE utterance from a comment is not sufficient). As for the Amazon review… For all I know you could have fabricated it, since the phrase instance does not fit within context of the review AT ALL.

Memes are ideas that have propagated and expanded through many participants, as you can see by other confirmed memes on KYM. This mutation can be seen through mass usage and parodies. For “CIRC?” to be a meme, we would have to see lots of utterances and probably some macros with the phrase in it. Parody is a natural occurance with memes.

So, first you need to dig up a lot more evidence. If not, then I say “Can it run Crysis?” is not a meme.

Heliosphan
Feb 18, 2010 at 11:45PM UTC , Heliosphan wrote:

@dundeevial,
nice pic!
I added u as an editor, feel free to make further contributions and please dont vandalise the submission.
Anybody else care to improve it?

Shadowslayer
Feb 18, 2010 at 09:21PM UTC , Shadowslayer wrote:

+1 Work

My friend always brags about his computer; he claims it can run Crysis on the highest settings.

dundeevial
Feb 18, 2010 at 09:19PM UTC , dundeevial wrote:

i added a pic i saw on memegenerator.

i loled

koolboy
Feb 18, 2010 at 07:54PM UTC , koolboy wrote:

well i bought a PC just for the game and now that i play it im sure crysis 2 will also make memes like this

Heliosphan
Feb 18, 2010 at 11:36AM UTC , Heliosphan wrote:

@Blah!?!
doesn’t that depend on your precise definition of the typical internet Meme?
Does it have to be cheaply imitated and parodied thousands of times ad-nauseum to be a Meme?
Thats a legitimate question btw – I don’t know.
That chap on Engadget I posted on the description seemed to have subtly altered the phrase.
And due to the potential game title changing (I’m not saying Crysis is the only culprit) such as Jake’s ‘Bad Company 2’ reference above, should the Meme be expanded to include any gaming title?
All legitimate questions imo.

Heliosphan
Feb 18, 2010 at 11:27AM UTC , Heliosphan wrote:

@Eblis – but is your PC three years old? And did it cost under 500USD?
Its much more likely Crysis will run on todays PCs than your typical PC three, or even two years ago – thats the last time I updated my gaming rig (without breaking the bank) and it couldn’t run it well.
But you could still put a minimum pound sterling (I’m British) figure on a new PC which would run this title well, and it would probably still be over the price of a PS3.
Crysis kind of broke the record for gaming titles when it comes to how long before common cheap gaming rigs had progressed in processing power sufficient to run the title well.
Sure it was a showcase, and its extremely attractive a title, but in terms of business models for selling titles, its, well insane in the membrane!

Heliosphan
Feb 18, 2010 at 11:12AM UTC , Heliosphan wrote:

Indeed, anybody who would like to contribute evidence I would be happy to add as editors.
Not least too, because I’m a bit lazy! ;-)

Blah-tan
Feb 18, 2010 at 05:15AM UTC , Blah-tan wrote:

The phrase had potential, but unfortunately it stayed a phrase. Looking at Google, theres almost little to no derivatives of the phrase, no image macros, nothing. Lacking mutation, “Can it run Crysis?” will stay as a legitimate question.

Jake
Feb 18, 2010 at 03:15AM UTC , Jake wrote:

Soon, the saying will be:

“But can it run Bad Company 2?”

Kawaii Morning
Feb 18, 2010 at 01:24AM UTC , Kawaii Morning wrote:

“Details, details, details…” ~Sherlock Holmes

Lurked around /v/ and Gamefaqs to say yes. Try requesting for other editors…

AttackTheMoon
Feb 18, 2010 at 01:10AM UTC , AttackTheMoon wrote:

+1 work, but its a definite meme. I’ve heard it everywhere.

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