Church of Falcon (2009)

added Sep 17, 2009 at 10:40PM UTC

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On August 28th, 2009 Leo058 created the first (and currently only) definition for Church of Falcon.

Excerpt from UrbanDictionary:


The group of people who worship Captain Falcon. Beginning at the website Halolzin early 2009, followers of the Church of Falcon are urged to show their moves every day or they will not be accepted into heaven.

As Captain Falcon is God, Wolf O’Donnell is the devil. He attempts to stop people from doing that by saying “Can’t let you do that!”

Prayers to the Falcon must end in “YES!”
Church of Falcon prayer:

Our Falcon, who art in Mute City, awesome be thy moves.
Thy meme has come, thy pose be done, on Earth as it is in Halolz.
Give us this day our Falcon Punch, and show us your moves
As we show our moves to those against us
Lead us not into Mudkipz, but deliver us from Star Wolf.
For thine is the coolness, and the lolz, and the glory.
Forever and ever,
YES!

There is a Church of Falcon guild on Gaia Online that currently has one member.

There are 14 “Church of Falcon” deviations on DeviantArt.

“The Church of Falcon” on friendcodes.com has nine members.

It appears that this meme has only been embraced by a few tiny groups outside of Halolz. Not enough to call it a meme.

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7 Comments

Rofle Coptere
Sep 18, 2009 at 09:33PM UTC , Rofle Coptere wrote:

FALCOOOLLNNN….

Dillon Raborn
Sep 19, 2009 at 04:02PM UTC , Dillon Raborn wrote:

YES!

Jack Smack
Sep 20, 2009 at 04:52PM UTC , Jack Smack wrote:

TACO PAWNCH

codemaster525
Nov 09, 2009 at 10:47PM UTC , codemaster525 wrote:

Falcon Member added pic.
It was super effective!

Chris Menning
Dec 07, 2009 at 09:31PM UTC , Chris Menning wrote:

I just discovered that what had been added here was ripped off from Urban Dictionary. People seriously gotta learn to cite their sources.

Lanthus [Karma Proof mode activated]
Dec 07, 2009 at 10:44PM UTC , Lanthus [Karma Proof mode activated] wrote:

a Copy Pasta in my meme site?
it’s more likely than you think.

codemaster525
Dec 14, 2009 at 01:59AM UTC , codemaster525 wrote:

What? not a real meme? Falcon is disapointed. Keep this alive my fellow falconistas!

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