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The worst she could say is $500 anon | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 507 KB PNG 04/03/21(Sat) 12:09:40 No.63034762 >19 >talking to girl who does onlyfans in my neighborhood >sucks d--- for money sometimes >wanna get my first b------ >we meet up >we smoke weed and talk for a bit >I start to pull out the money and she stops me >"You're just so nice Anon, I wanna be friends with you, so sucking your d--- feels wrong." i can't believe i got friendzoned by a prostitute what the f--- is wrong with me
: Anonymous 507 KB PNG 04/03/21(Sat) 12:09:40 No.63034762 >19 >talking to girl who does onlyfans in my neighborhood >sucks d--- for money sometimes >wanna get my first b------ >we meet up >we smoke weed and talk for a bit >I start to pull out the money and she stops me >"You're just so nice Anon, I wanna be friends with you, so sucking your d--- feels wrong." i can't believe i got friendzoned by a prostitute what the f--- is wrong with me

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[Request] I need the greentext where anon recalls eating an entire Outback Steakhouse bloomin onion ...

Anonymous 216 KB PNG 06/17/22(Fri)15:32:52 No.880295634 I'm never going to look at p---, play League of Legends, eat junk food, or use social media ever again. My mind is a temple not to be contaminated with such meaningless, unhealthy things. 4 Replies Anonymous View Thread 06/17/22(Fri)15:36:22 No.880295728 >'m never going to look at p---, play League of Legends, eat junk food, or use social media ever again. My mind is a temple not to be contaminated with such meaningless, unhealthy things. >immediately posts on 4chan
Anonymous 216 KB PNG 06/17/22(Fri)15:32:52 No.880295634 I'm never going to look at p---, play League of Legends, eat junk food, or use social media ever again. My mind is a temple not to be contaminated with such meaningless, unhealthy things. 4 Replies Anonymous View Thread 06/17/22(Fri)15:36:22 No.880295728 >'m never going to look at p---, play League of Legends, eat junk food, or use social media ever again. My mind is a temple not to be contaminated with such meaningless, unhealthy things. >immediately posts on 4chan

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Anon doesn't have a liscnese | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 26 KB JPG successfully >smashing.jpg >be me >British 05/19/21(Wed)18:04:06 No.854835459 >Finish my cauldron of tea and decide to have a cheeky wank >go into my room and enter my p--- registration number into pornbruv.uk >facial scan complete, login >pull out my wanking permit just in case the coppers do a willy check >bloody hell it's 2 days expired >still have my shagging license though >decide to go find a fit bird to shag >head down to the pub and order a pint >start chatting up a bird there >she tells me to get bent >bit sloshed so I keep at it >she pulls out an unlicensed spoon and stabs me in the fanny >coppers come and take her away >turns out she had rubbed the serial number off of the spoon and there was no way Scotland Yard could use the weapon to track her down >fair enough, decide to walk back to my flat >hear "allahu akbar" and an explosion >die >pretty cheeky day overall
Anonymous 26 KB JPG successfully >smashing.jpg >be me >British 05/19/21(Wed)18:04:06 No.854835459 >Finish my cauldron of tea and decide to have a cheeky wank >go into my room and enter my p--- registration number into pornbruv.uk >facial scan complete, login >pull out my wanking permit just in case the coppers do a willy check >bloody hell it's 2 days expired >still have my shagging license though >decide to go find a fit bird to shag >head down to the pub and order a pint >start chatting up a bird there >she tells me to get bent >bit sloshed so I keep at it >she pulls out an unlicensed spoon and stabs me in the fanny >coppers come and take her away >turns out she had rubbed the serial number off of the spoon and there was no way Scotland Yard could use the weapon to track her down >fair enough, decide to walk back to my flat >hear "allahu akbar" and an explosion >die >pretty cheeky day overall

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anon is disappointed | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 05/29/18(Tue)12:49:54 No.45755456 YgmcQiK.jpg 46 KB JPG >try to get a Chad haircut >comes out looking like pic related What the f--- am I doing wrong? I went to a proper hair stylist that cost $100. Should I shave it all off?
Anonymous 05/29/18(Tue)12:49:54 No.45755456 YgmcQiK.jpg 46 KB JPG >try to get a Chad haircut >comes out looking like pic related What the f--- am I doing wrong? I went to a proper hair stylist that cost $100. Should I shave it all off?

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anon is an actual schizot*rd | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 46 KB JPG target language 06/14/18(Thu)23:24:54 No.46119625 > study a foreign language in secret > study really hard for a couple of years, vocabulary, grammar, the whole nine yards > never tell a soul > hide all of your resources for the > talk with native speakers using an alternate skype/discord but never tell them about your life so as to not trace back to you > become a master of this language > one day, go to public place like grocery store > pretend to slip / fall / feint > when you come to, only speak in your target language and act like you don't understand english anymore
Anonymous 46 KB JPG target language 06/14/18(Thu)23:24:54 No.46119625 > study a foreign language in secret > study really hard for a couple of years, vocabulary, grammar, the whole nine yards > never tell a soul > hide all of your resources for the > talk with native speakers using an alternate skype/discord but never tell them about your life so as to not trace back to you > become a master of this language > one day, go to public place like grocery store > pretend to slip / fall / feint > when you come to, only speak in your target language and act like you don't understand english anymore

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Anon humbles pajeet haters | /r/Greentext

Anonymous | 754091586 721,1 KB JPG >be me >Indian >find out about 4chan >go on a board 35 min. geleden >people are f------ racists >"but yeah India will be a superpower by 2020" >people laugh at me >call me a streetshitter >how offensive, my grandpa died in a streetshitting incident >years later >I ruined their internet >I did it >sweet revenge 3 REPLIES 2 IMAGES REPLY
Anonymous | 754091586 721,1 KB JPG >be me >Indian >find out about 4chan >go on a board 35 min. geleden >people are f------ racists >"but yeah India will be a superpower by 2020" >people laugh at me >call me a streetshitter >how offensive, my grandpa died in a streetshitting incident >years later >I ruined their internet >I did it >sweet revenge 3 REPLIES 2 IMAGES REPLY

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The original Nakba | /r/Greentext

[6/1/1] 88KiB, 650x513, IMG_7289.jpg Canaanites Anonymous Mon 11 May 2026 08:24:08 No. 18471045 Quoted By: >>18471052 >>18471102 >>18471245 View >Defending your homeland from the Yehudim is bad because uh... it just is OKAY CHUD?! Adonai said you were immoral, so you should just suck it up and allow your wives and daughters to be sold into sex slavery. Please explain to me how this is any different from modern Zionism? You cannot tell me that the Nakba has no parallels to Joshua's conquest of Canaan.
[6/1/1] 88KiB, 650x513, IMG_7289.jpg Canaanites Anonymous Mon 11 May 2026 08:24:08 No. 18471045 Quoted By: >>18471052 >>18471102 >>18471245 View >Defending your homeland from the Yehudim is bad because uh... it just is OKAY CHUD?! Adonai said you were immoral, so you should just suck it up and allow your wives and daughters to be sold into sex slavery. Please explain to me how this is any different from modern Zionism? You cannot tell me that the Nakba has no parallels to Joshua's conquest of Canaan.

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Civil unrest, Japan | /r/Greentext

Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Anonymous (ID: EXw72m6s) >>535372557 Settings Mobile Home 05/19/26(Tue)08:50:24 No.535377992 >not allowed to deny the holocaust at home >i will recline every seat in japan 26 KB PNG
Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Anonymous (ID: EXw72m6s) >>535372557 Settings Mobile Home 05/19/26(Tue)08:50:24 No.535377992 >not allowed to deny the holocaust at home >i will recline every seat in japan 26 KB PNG

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Sudo you like scyther | /r/Greentext

File: 1300060054.jpg-(48 KB, 300x417, J10Scyther3.jpg) >> Scyther 70 HP Swords Dance During your next um, Scyther's Sack sosck's base damage is 60 of 30. Slash 30 Anonymous 03/13/11(Sun)19:47 No.5035905 Hey /vp/oreons, your favorite pokemon is scyther, Whats yours? Anonymous 03/13/11(Sun)19:50 No.5035964 scyther Dragon Tamer Bleeker !BAEnteiYJU 03/13/11(Sun)19:52 No.5036025 its scyther apparently Anonymous 03/13/11(Sun)19:53 No.5036053 scyther Anonymous 03/13/11(Sun)19:54 No.5036077 obviously scyther Anonymous 03/13/11(Sun)19:54 No.5036078 scyther I guess Rob 0604 5612 0941 !5EJ71eKINQ 03/13/11(Sun)19:54 No.5036085 Scyther i'm told.
File: 1300060054.jpg-(48 KB, 300x417, J10Scyther3.jpg) >> Scyther 70 HP Swords Dance During your next um, Scyther's Sack sosck's base damage is 60 of 30. Slash 30 Anonymous 03/13/11(Sun)19:47 No.5035905 Hey /vp/oreons, your favorite pokemon is scyther, Whats yours? Anonymous 03/13/11(Sun)19:50 No.5035964 scyther Dragon Tamer Bleeker !BAEnteiYJU 03/13/11(Sun)19:52 No.5036025 its scyther apparently Anonymous 03/13/11(Sun)19:53 No.5036053 scyther Anonymous 03/13/11(Sun)19:54 No.5036077 obviously scyther Anonymous 03/13/11(Sun)19:54 No.5036078 scyther I guess Rob 0604 5612 0941 !5EJ71eKINQ 03/13/11(Sun)19:54 No.5036085 Scyther i'm told.

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Depression | /r/Greentext

m 253243234554.jpg >open steam library >stare at games >open chrome >"google.com" >stare at screen >"youtube.com" >scroll down >close browser 18 KB JPG >stare at desktop icons of games >open steam library >repeat for 3 hours until it's socially acceptable to start making noise
m 253243234554.jpg >open steam library >stare at games >open chrome >"google.com" >stare at screen >"youtube.com" >scroll down >close browser 18 KB JPG >stare at desktop icons of games >open steam library >repeat for 3 hours until it's socially acceptable to start making noise

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i'm a fat fucking anon-chud in my mmo game | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 50 KB JPG 09/14/21(Tue)13 >Playing MMO >Walk up to rando >Start jumping >They jump too It's the little things, lads.
Anonymous 50 KB JPG 09/14/21(Tue)13 >Playing MMO >Walk up to rando >Start jumping >They jump too It's the little things, lads.

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Extra large serving of OOF | /r/Greentext

185 KB PNG >be dad >Have gay son >Ok still love him it's 2022 >Meet his BF from university >Way more of a man than son >Just know >F--- wife >Break down crying midsex The thought of my son getting his insides rearranged just like his mother is too much to bare... How do I live knowing he's the bottom
185 KB PNG >be dad >Have gay son >Ok still love him it's 2022 >Meet his BF from university >Way more of a man than son >Just know >F--- wife >Break down crying midsex The thought of my son getting his insides rearranged just like his mother is too much to bare... How do I live knowing he's the bottom

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idk Anon people have done far much worse for the sake of spite. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 60 KB GIF >relationship ends 05/19/26(Tue)10:37:35 No.949338696 >be me >in long term relationship >have pregnancy scare >talk about baby names with gf while waiting on results >pick Damian for a boy and Octavia for a girl >test comes back negative >ff a bit >she was having an affair >breakup was messy >kicked her out with practically nothing to her name >she lied and told everyone I was abusive to save her reputation >that way she looks like a victim and the dude she was cheating with her savior >lost all my friends >ff to now >hear from the grapevine that she's still with the dude she was having an affair with >got pregnant and had a boy >she named him Damian Am I being paranoid or did she choose that name to spite me?
Anonymous 60 KB GIF >relationship ends 05/19/26(Tue)10:37:35 No.949338696 >be me >in long term relationship >have pregnancy scare >talk about baby names with gf while waiting on results >pick Damian for a boy and Octavia for a girl >test comes back negative >ff a bit >she was having an affair >breakup was messy >kicked her out with practically nothing to her name >she lied and told everyone I was abusive to save her reputation >that way she looks like a victim and the dude she was cheating with her savior >lost all my friends >ff to now >hear from the grapevine that she's still with the dude she was having an affair with >got pregnant and had a boy >she named him Damian Am I being paranoid or did she choose that name to spite me?

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Is anon okay? | /r/Greentext

256 KB PNG >As he went into the drive-thru >He shat his pants, cus he had to >He tripped on the way in his apartment >And there was tendies on the carpet >Whilst he stimfapped under the table >He ate the tendies, he was able >He was calling jannies slurs in his bedroom >His mother caught him, and it was his doom Anon, are you okay? So, Anon, are you okay? Are you okay, Anon? Anon, are you okay? So, Anon, are you okay? Are you okay, Anon? Anon, are you okay? So, Anon, are you okay? Are you okay, Anon? Anon, are you okay? So, Anon, are you okay? Are you okay, Anon? >Anon, are you okay? Will you tell us that you're okay? >There's a big s--- in your pants and now you're stinking, a crescendo, Anon >You went into your apartment, and left the tendies on the carpet >Then you ran into the bedroom, and went full retard, it was your doom
256 KB PNG >As he went into the drive-thru >He shat his pants, cus he had to >He tripped on the way in his apartment >And there was tendies on the carpet >Whilst he stimfapped under the table >He ate the tendies, he was able >He was calling jannies slurs in his bedroom >His mother caught him, and it was his doom Anon, are you okay? So, Anon, are you okay? Are you okay, Anon? Anon, are you okay? So, Anon, are you okay? Are you okay, Anon? Anon, are you okay? So, Anon, are you okay? Are you okay, Anon? Anon, are you okay? So, Anon, are you okay? Are you okay, Anon? >Anon, are you okay? Will you tell us that you're okay? >There's a big s--- in your pants and now you're stinking, a crescendo, Anon >You went into your apartment, and left the tendies on the carpet >Then you ran into the bedroom, and went full retard, it was your doom

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Mogged By the King | /r/Greentext

Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Anonymous (ID: olxeAubb ) This cuck can't stop losing(...) E! Settings Mobile Home 05/19/26(Tue)08:40:19 No.535377559 Miami Handsome Judge Becomes Viral After Clavicular's Miami Court Hearing Photo: Entertainment Updates 34 KB JPG This absolute cuck >be closeted f----- zoom zoomie cuck >hits face with hammer like a retard to shape his jaw and cheekbones >goes through countless cosmetic surgeries >takes countless drugs to "look good" >takes HRT to the point he is infertile in his early 20's >erratic behavior >gay and retarded "career" as an internet jester Judge >Natural, top notch facial structure >masculine >face is naturally built >no apparent surgeries >no drug consumption (maybe alcohol or coffee?) >well respected profession and matured man Cuckvicular is a jester Anonymous (ID: pmiK01QA) >>535377559 (OP). 05/19/26(Tue)08:42:07 No.535377632 This is why looksmaxxing is a f------ meme, you are BORN a chad. You can't become one as an incel, it's just not possible. Anonymous (ID: oDrleMLX) >>535377559 (OP) >>535377632 05/19/26(Tue)08:43:46 No.535377698 You're just proving Clavicular right. Peasants joke about the King, but the king at the end of the day rules, you haters are UGLIER than either of these men
Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Anonymous (ID: olxeAubb ) This cuck can't stop losing(...) E! Settings Mobile Home 05/19/26(Tue)08:40:19 No.535377559 Miami Handsome Judge Becomes Viral After Clavicular's Miami Court Hearing Photo: Entertainment Updates 34 KB JPG This absolute cuck >be closeted f----- zoom zoomie cuck >hits face with hammer like a retard to shape his jaw and cheekbones >goes through countless cosmetic surgeries >takes countless drugs to "look good" >takes HRT to the point he is infertile in his early 20's >erratic behavior >gay and retarded "career" as an internet jester Judge >Natural, top notch facial structure >masculine >face is naturally built >no apparent surgeries >no drug consumption (maybe alcohol or coffee?) >well respected profession and matured man Cuckvicular is a jester Anonymous (ID: pmiK01QA) >>535377559 (OP). 05/19/26(Tue)08:42:07 No.535377632 This is why looksmaxxing is a f------ meme, you are BORN a chad. You can't become one as an incel, it's just not possible. Anonymous (ID: oDrleMLX) >>535377559 (OP) >>535377632 05/19/26(Tue)08:43:46 No.535377698 You're just proving Clavicular right. Peasants joke about the King, but the king at the end of the day rules, you haters are UGLIER than either of these men

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Perceived Value | /r/Greentext
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