I want to become a walrus

I want to become a walrus

Updated Jun 03, 2013 at 09:15PM EDT by opspe.

Added Jun 02, 2013 at 12:15PM EDT by Glampkoo.

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About

This is a copy-pasta about a person telling that that he/she wants to become a walrus.

Origin

On 5 April, 2013 a topic on the body building forum[1] saying that he wants to become a walrus:

"Hello, I am currently 15 years old and I want to become a walrus. I know there’s a million people out there just like me, but I promise you I’m different. On December 14th, I’m moving to Antartica; home of the greatest walruses. I’ve already cut off my arms, and now slide on my stomach everywhere I go as training. I may not be a walrus yet, but I promise you if you give me a chance and the support I need, I will become the greatest walrus."

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People normally react with "Wtf?!" or "How do you type with your cut-off arms" or "13 years old aren't allowed". On Youtube, these comments get marked as spam, thumbs up and usually are top comments. Sometimes they want to see how people react on other sites:

Variation

A variation comes out but about penguins and it has been used in Youtube a lot and it's first known comment was posted by x21FunSize21x on 2nd May, 2013 on "If" video by Vsauce :
"Hello, I am currently 13 years old and I want to become a penguin. I know there’s a million people out there just like me, but I promise you I’m different. On December 14th, I’m moving to Antarctica; home of the greatest penguins. I’ve already cut off my arms, and now slide on my stomach everywhere I go as training. I may not be a penguin yet, but I promise you if you give me a chance and the support I need by subscribing to my channel, I will become the greatest penguin ever.
Thanks"

External References

[1] BodyBuilding Forum – I want to become a walrus / Posted on 6-3-2013

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