Krystal Can't Enjoy Her Sandwich (2007)NSFW

added Aug 17, 2009 at 11:26PM UTC

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Krystal Can’t Enjoy Her Sandwich is an avatar meme that became popular on the furry fandom website FurAffinity (FA). The original avatar was uploaded by a FA user named “Cbee” and it depicted Krystal from the Star Fox series eating a sandwich with a hint of disappointment. While the initial wave of “Krystal Can’t Enjoy Her Sandwich” avatars was seen as a spam attack by the site administrators, the image caught on with the rest of the community and many other FA users hopped on the bandwagon with “Krystal Can’t Enjoy Her Sandwich” inspired images.

Origin

On June 9th, 2007, FurAffinity user “Cbee” poted a picture of Krystal from the Star Fox series eating a sandwich. On July 22nd, he posted a landscape with the same image of Krystal edited into the foreground. In reference to the picture, the artist stated that:

“I originally drew this while being on a Bob Ross high on the Kemonoart oekaki board. Krystal was added as an afterthought and to meet an unwritten ‘must contain furry’ rule.”

Another user posted several instances of parodical image macros featuring Krystal unable to enjoy her meal due to the general disarray she was photoshopped atop of.

Derivatives

The meme soon spread to other artists on other art and image hosting sites. The most notable for KCEHS collections were deviantART, Flickr, and Photobucket, though many instances from Flickr and Photobucket have since been removed.

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26 Comments

Cooper Smith
Aug 18, 2009 at 12:00AM UTC , Cooper Smith wrote:

I don’t know anything about it, but I like it!

Jostin Asuncion
Aug 18, 2009 at 03:13AM UTC , Jostin Asuncion wrote:

Thanks for making the entry, Jackal. Much appreciated.

Jostin Asuncion
Aug 18, 2009 at 03:20AM UTC , Jostin Asuncion wrote:

Can one of the admins delete those pics. They’re too small. I’ll upload some high res pics later on. Thank you.

Jackal Lantern
Aug 18, 2009 at 03:57AM UTC , Jackal Lantern wrote:

No problem, man! I was itchin’ to submit my first meme anyway. And this is one I was actually familiar with beforehand, so that made it a little easier!

Crap… some of my pics are too small too. The avalanche up to George Bush pics. If those are deleted, I’ll reupload with better quality, too! Sorry for the inconvenience!XD

Also, I’m gonna look up more info on this. I know I can find some more stuff to document its spread outside of FA, but it might take me a while. I’m slow, so don’t rush me.:P

Tomberry
Aug 18, 2009 at 05:29AM UTC , Tomberry wrote:

Is it a.. pre-fsjal ?

Jackal Lantern
Aug 18, 2009 at 05:57AM UTC , Jackal Lantern wrote:

Yep. Predates it by nearly a full year.

Whoop Shoopkins
Aug 18, 2009 at 06:33AM UTC , Whoop Shoopkins wrote:

Jackal Lantern, for some reason I can delete your comments. Lul.

Anyway, fuckin’ furries!

Anyway, I lol’d and I like it. I was always curious about this one.

Jostin Asuncion
Aug 18, 2009 at 07:35AM UTC , Jostin Asuncion wrote:

Whoop Shoopkins, for the same reason, I can now delete your comment too. I think it’s probably an error that allows you to delete the latest comment. Saying that, you can probably delete this comment if you wanted to now that I’ve sent it.

Also, I’m disappoint. You didn’t say, “YIFF IN HELL, FURFAGS!” Lol! Self-targeting humor.

Taryn
Aug 18, 2009 at 08:17AM UTC , Taryn wrote:

Krystal and fsjal would be the best tag-team ever.

Jostin Asuncion
Aug 18, 2009 at 08:50AM UTC , Jostin Asuncion wrote:

That’s a GREAT idea! Someone make a Krystal fsjal with a sammich! The arm placement is perfect, too.

Jackal Lantern
Aug 18, 2009 at 09:35AM UTC , Jackal Lantern wrote:

KRYSTAL CAN’T ENJOY HER SANDWICH BECAUSE HER FRIEND GANONDORF IS VERY SICK AT THE HOSPITAL D:

Jostin Asuncion
Aug 18, 2009 at 09:42AM UTC , Jostin Asuncion wrote:

I made the fsjal! All I have to do now is upload it here and to fsjal. Hang on a moment…

Jostin Asuncion
Aug 18, 2009 at 09:49AM UTC , Jostin Asuncion wrote:

Done! I never knew it was THAT easy to make a fsjal… then again, it’s only a Paint thing that doesn’t have to be perfect.

Haha, Krystal can’t enjoy her sandwich because she was fsjal’d!

PTL
Aug 19, 2009 at 05:58AM UTC , PTL wrote:

Hey Jackal, why is it saying i can delete your posts? i think the website is freaking out.

Jackal Lantern
Aug 19, 2009 at 08:47AM UTC , Jackal Lantern wrote:

I dunno lol.

Meme pixies fuxin mah comments nao.

Jackal Lantern
Aug 19, 2009 at 11:45PM UTC , Jackal Lantern wrote:

HOLY CRAP I JUST NOTICED

EFG can’t enjoy his taco.
I gotta find the original and re-add that to the photos section, too.

Also, added a few links n’ stuff. Thanks to Jostin for finding them. I’ll add more later.

Fuzzy Roo
Aug 24, 2009 at 09:08PM UTC , Fuzzy Roo wrote:

http://www.furaffinity.net/view/820984/

SING-A-LONG! (yes, above link is the Krystal sandwich song"

“Krystal can’t enjoy her sandwich!
Krystal can’t enjoy her sandwich!
Krystal can’t enjoy her sandwich, so leave her alone!”

Adler
Aug 25, 2009 at 02:07PM UTC , Adler wrote:

I thought this was to do with team fortress.
In ‘Meet the Scout’ heavy is trying eat the sandvitch and pulls this exact expression.

Jackal Lantern
Aug 29, 2009 at 05:04AM UTC , Jackal Lantern wrote:

Yes, but Team Fortress is known to use memes like, “I drink your milkshake,”
and, “Om nom nom,” so I wouldn’t be surprised if that instance in Meet the Scout was more than just a coincidence.

Taryn
Sep 09, 2009 at 04:56AM UTC , Taryn wrote:

I doubt the guys at VALVe know about Krystal can’t enjoy her sandwich.

Jostin Asuncion
Sep 10, 2009 at 03:43AM UTC , Jostin Asuncion wrote:

GAH! I’m sorry about it Jackal, but it is only now that I noticed I gave you a wrong name when I was helping you with this entry. I meant to say Flickr not Flixster. Can you please fix that. Thanks.

Brad Kim
Sep 28, 2009 at 05:09PM UTC , Brad Kim wrote:

cleaned up & confirmed-

Jackal Lantern
Sep 29, 2009 at 06:19AM UTC , Jackal Lantern wrote:

Fix’d the Flickr typo. Pardon the lateness. I’ve been internetless for nearly a month. Also, my first confirmed entry, w00t!

Last HCompany
Oct 09, 2009 at 07:49AM UTC , Last HCompany wrote:

Run Desu girl, Run!!! Krystal is gonna maul you!

Lol

hiyougami
Oct 29, 2009 at 11:03PM UTC , hiyougami wrote:

The Fender one is the best <3

Nick The fat guy with man tits.
Nov 02, 2009 at 03:31AM UTC , Nick The fat guy with man tits. wrote:

She can’t enjoy her sandwich because she’s too damn busy being killed with fire. The scout one made me lol though.

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