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I NEED TO GO CHRISTMAS SHOPPING BUT I DON'T HAVE A CAR. MEET ME HERE AT 4PM ON MONDAY TO TAKE ME TO STORES. THESE ONES ←Best Buys -StArbUCRMoy be PETCO Not Old Na YOU CAN WAIT IN THE PARKING LOT WHILE I SHOP I WILL BRING SOME OLD MAGAZINES AND CATALOGS FOR YOU TO READ WHILE YOU WAIT Sure ye+ --CHRIS

About

Notes From Chris are a series of troll posters in New York City inviting viewers to return to the same location at a later date. Due to the absurd and even nonsensical reasons for the viewer to return, the posters bear many similarities to the Safety Not Guaranteed personal ad. The series gained attention after copies of the signs appeared in Australia written by an anonymous person under the guise of "Craig."

Origin

According to an interview in the Village Voice[2], New York City comedian Todd Lamb[1] created the character Chris in 2008, intending to use the character's posted notes as a way to grab the attention of pedestrians. Lamb created posters from Chris written in all-caps with blatant spelling errors, including strange invitations like visiting the library to fight an overdue book fine or inspecting his deceased cat. Lamb hosted his photos on his personal website[3], which included the first note put up at a bus stop in Park Slope, Brooklyn.

BUS STOP SC B71 IF OTHER PEOPLE ARE HAVING A PROBLEM WITH THIS BUS LINE, MEET ME HERE PROMPTLY AT 4PM TOMORROW TO DISCUSS. WE COULD GET A COFFEE (OR A SMOOTHIE) AT THAT PLACE UP THE STREET PLEASE BRING YOUR BUS PASS AND PROOF OF N.Y RESIDENCY 参 -CHRIS

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On February 20th, 2009, Notes From Chris was featured on the blog Rolling on Dubs.[4] Lamb's project did not receive major attention until his work was copied by an Australian who used the pseudonym "Craig." On March 4th, 2009, a Something Awful thread[5] was posted about a series of strange notes found in Melbourne, Australia, which advertised lampposts for sale, lost sweatbands and a half-done crossword puzzle up for grabs.

IM PRÉTTY SURE I'VE INVENTED A TIME MACHINE AND IF ALL IS GOING ACCORDING TO PLAN, I'LL 11:37AM ON FRIDAY. THIS IS JUST A COURTESY NOTE TO MAKE SURE YOU'RE NOT STANDING IN THIS SPO AT THE TIME. THINGS MIGHT GET QUITE MESSY IF YOU ARE. ALS WON'T BE ARRIVING IN A DELOREAN BE NAKED, OR BE HALF MAN HA FLY. THIS ISN'T THE F------ MOVIES YOU KNOW O,I LF CRAIG
DO YOU LIKE FANCY DRESS? 「D LIKE TO START A GROUP WHERE WE MEET UP AND RIDE TRAINS IN COSTUME. MY FAVOURITE COSTUME IS A PIRATE OUTFIT ON THE TOP HALF BUT HAS CLOWN PANTS AND BIG SHOES. YOU CAN WEAR WHATEVER YOU LIKE BUT TIGHT GAYON MEN ARE A BIT SUNDAY MEET ME HERE ON SUNDAY SAVER TIC UAAT 10AM WITH YOUR MAYBE TO BRIGHELL TAKE THE TRAIN HY GRANTON WE CAN VISIT PE DEA MOTHER. SHE'S A KUp YOU'LL HAVE TO - CRAIG

The photos were reshared on Neatorama[6] and TIME Magazine[7] before blogger Jake at Zoomdoggle[8] exposed the photos as a rip-off of Lamb's work on March 9th. "Craig," who remained anonymous to avoid Australian fines[10], admitted to The Age[9] and Weston Culture[11] that he had stolen the idea from Lamb's website, claiming he had not realized Lamb was the author of the notes.

After the incident with Craig, Notes From Chris appeared on a variety of humor and culture blogs including Web Urbanist[12], Do You Read Me Daily[13], Laughing Squid[14], MetaFilter[15], Standard Madness[16] and Funny or Die.[17] Lamb continues to post Chris' notes around Manhattan, chronicling the new posters on his website.[18] In July 2010, Lamb performed several of the notes during a standup routine.

Notable Examples

MEET ME AT THIS SUBWAY STOP TOMORROW AT 4PM IF YOUU WANT A QUEEN SIZED MATTRESS WE'LL GO TO MY MOM'S HOUSE AND GET IT. IT'S BRAND NEW EXCEPT FOR SOME CAT HAIR. BRING A COUPLE BUCKS FOR SOME GATORADES OR SNAPPLES OR SOME FRITOS. --CHRIS
LOOKING FOR GOLFERS IN THE TRI STATE AREA WHO WANT TO GET A BEER AND TALK. I'M AVAILABLE MONDAYS AND WEDNESDAYS AFTER 4PM. IF YOU WANT TO GET A BEER (LIGHT BEER) MEET ME RIGHT HERE NEXT WEDNS- DAY AT 4:30PM -CHRIS
I WANT TO EAT CHICKEN WINGS FOR THE SUPER BOWL. BUT THEY NEED TO BE EXTRA SPICY. I'M GOING TO ADD KEROSENE TO SPICE THE SAUCE UP. MEET ME HERE AT 4PM TO TRY THEM. I WILL BRING SIX ROOTBEERS. YOU SHOULD BRING ME A COUPLE BUCKS FOR THE EXTRA SPICES, BECAUSE KEROSENE IS EXPENSIVE -CHRIS
MY EYE HAS STARTED TO BOTHER ME. I THINK IT'S RED EYE. IT LOOKS LIKE THIS: RED RED RED I NEED A SECOND OPINION MEET ME HERE AT 4PM TO TAKE A CLOSER LOOK. DON'T WORRY I WON'T SHAKE YOUR HAND --CHRIS
THIS GARBAGE SMELLS WEIRD. I NOTICE IT EVERY TIME I WALK BY THIS PLACE. IF YOU AGREE, WE SHOULD DEFINITELY GET TOGETHER I HAVE A STRONG SENSE OF SMELL SO PLEASE DO NOT WEAR COLOGNE. MEET ME HERE AT 6PM, (BECAUSE I HAVE A DOCTOR'S APPOINTMENT AT 4PM.) -CHRIS
THEY MAY RAISE SUBWAY FAIR AGAIN. I HAVE TAKEN THE SUBWAY THIS MANY TIMES THIS YEAR: THAT'S LIKE 40,000 DOLLARS WORTH OF SUBWAY. MEET ME HERE IF YOU'VE RIDDEN MORE THAN ME. 4PM TOMMOROW (BRING RECEIPTS FOR PROOF) -CHRIS

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I NEED TO GO CHRISTMAS SHOPPING BUT I DON'T HAVE A CAR. MEET ME HERE AT 4PM ON MONDAY TO TAKE ME TO STORES. THESE ONES ←Best Buys -StArbUCRMoy be PETCO Not Old Na YOU CAN WAIT IN THE PARKING LOT WHILE I SHOP I WILL BRING SOME OLD MAGAZINES AND CATALOGS FOR YOU TO READ WHILE YOU WAIT Sure ye+ --CHRIS

About

Notes From Chris are a series of troll posters in New York City inviting viewers to return to the same location at a later date. Due to the absurd and even nonsensical reasons for the viewer to return, the posters bear many similarities to the Safety Not Guaranteed personal ad. The series gained attention after copies of the signs appeared in Australia written by an anonymous person under the guise of "Craig."

Origin

According to an interview in the Village Voice[2], New York City comedian Todd Lamb[1] created the character Chris in 2008, intending to use the character's posted notes as a way to grab the attention of pedestrians. Lamb created posters from Chris written in all-caps with blatant spelling errors, including strange invitations like visiting the library to fight an overdue book fine or inspecting his deceased cat. Lamb hosted his photos on his personal website[3], which included the first note put up at a bus stop in Park Slope, Brooklyn.


BUS STOP SC B71 IF OTHER PEOPLE ARE HAVING A PROBLEM WITH THIS BUS LINE, MEET ME HERE PROMPTLY AT 4PM TOMORROW TO DISCUSS. WE COULD GET A COFFEE (OR A SMOOTHIE) AT THAT PLACE UP THE STREET PLEASE BRING YOUR BUS PASS AND PROOF OF N.Y RESIDENCY 参 -CHRIS

Spread

On February 20th, 2009, Notes From Chris was featured on the blog Rolling on Dubs.[4] Lamb's project did not receive major attention until his work was copied by an Australian who used the pseudonym "Craig." On March 4th, 2009, a Something Awful thread[5] was posted about a series of strange notes found in Melbourne, Australia, which advertised lampposts for sale, lost sweatbands and a half-done crossword puzzle up for grabs.


IM PRÉTTY SURE I'VE INVENTED A TIME MACHINE AND IF ALL IS GOING ACCORDING TO PLAN, I'LL 11:37AM ON FRIDAY. THIS IS JUST A COURTESY NOTE TO MAKE SURE YOU'RE NOT STANDING IN THIS SPO AT THE TIME. THINGS MIGHT GET QUITE MESSY IF YOU ARE. ALS WON'T BE ARRIVING IN A DELOREAN BE NAKED, OR BE HALF MAN HA FLY. THIS ISN'T THE F------ MOVIES YOU KNOW O,I LF CRAIG DO YOU LIKE FANCY DRESS? 「D LIKE TO START A GROUP WHERE WE MEET UP AND RIDE TRAINS IN COSTUME. MY FAVOURITE COSTUME IS A PIRATE OUTFIT ON THE TOP HALF BUT HAS CLOWN PANTS AND BIG SHOES. YOU CAN WEAR WHATEVER YOU LIKE BUT TIGHT GAYON MEN ARE A BIT SUNDAY MEET ME HERE ON SUNDAY SAVER TIC UAAT 10AM WITH YOUR MAYBE TO BRIGHELL TAKE THE TRAIN HY GRANTON WE CAN VISIT PE DEA MOTHER. SHE'S A KUp YOU'LL HAVE TO - CRAIG

The photos were reshared on Neatorama[6] and TIME Magazine[7] before blogger Jake at Zoomdoggle[8] exposed the photos as a rip-off of Lamb's work on March 9th. "Craig," who remained anonymous to avoid Australian fines[10], admitted to The Age[9] and Weston Culture[11] that he had stolen the idea from Lamb's website, claiming he had not realized Lamb was the author of the notes.

After the incident with Craig, Notes From Chris appeared on a variety of humor and culture blogs including Web Urbanist[12], Do You Read Me Daily[13], Laughing Squid[14], MetaFilter[15], Standard Madness[16] and Funny or Die.[17] Lamb continues to post Chris' notes around Manhattan, chronicling the new posters on his website.[18] In July 2010, Lamb performed several of the notes during a standup routine.



Notable Examples


MEET ME AT THIS SUBWAY STOP TOMORROW AT 4PM IF YOUU WANT A QUEEN SIZED MATTRESS WE'LL GO TO MY MOM'S HOUSE AND GET IT. IT'S BRAND NEW EXCEPT FOR SOME CAT HAIR. BRING A COUPLE BUCKS FOR SOME GATORADES OR SNAPPLES OR SOME FRITOS. --CHRIS LOOKING FOR GOLFERS IN THE TRI STATE AREA WHO WANT TO GET A BEER AND TALK. I'M AVAILABLE MONDAYS AND WEDNESDAYS AFTER 4PM. IF YOU WANT TO GET A BEER (LIGHT BEER) MEET ME RIGHT HERE NEXT WEDNS- DAY AT 4:30PM -CHRIS I WANT TO EAT CHICKEN WINGS FOR THE SUPER BOWL. BUT THEY NEED TO BE EXTRA SPICY. I'M GOING TO ADD KEROSENE TO SPICE THE SAUCE UP. MEET ME HERE AT 4PM TO TRY THEM. I WILL BRING SIX ROOTBEERS. YOU SHOULD BRING ME A COUPLE BUCKS FOR THE EXTRA SPICES, BECAUSE KEROSENE IS EXPENSIVE -CHRIS
MY EYE HAS STARTED TO BOTHER ME. I THINK IT'S RED EYE. IT LOOKS LIKE THIS: RED RED RED I NEED A SECOND OPINION MEET ME HERE AT 4PM TO TAKE A CLOSER LOOK. DON'T WORRY I WON'T SHAKE YOUR HAND --CHRIS THIS GARBAGE SMELLS WEIRD. I NOTICE IT EVERY TIME I WALK BY THIS PLACE. IF YOU AGREE, WE SHOULD DEFINITELY GET TOGETHER I HAVE A STRONG SENSE OF SMELL SO PLEASE DO NOT WEAR COLOGNE. MEET ME HERE AT 6PM, (BECAUSE I HAVE A DOCTOR'S APPOINTMENT AT 4PM.) -CHRIS THEY MAY RAISE SUBWAY FAIR AGAIN. I HAVE TAKEN THE SUBWAY THIS MANY TIMES THIS YEAR: THAT'S LIKE 40,000 DOLLARS WORTH OF SUBWAY. MEET ME HERE IF YOU'VE RIDDEN MORE THAN ME. 4PM TOMMOROW (BRING RECEIPTS FOR PROOF) -CHRIS

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