Undertale - You are just a pain in the ass for everyone. Why you just can't stop acting like a children?

UNDYNE HELP MEEEEEEEE!!!!

"WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT! I'M NOT PRETENDING TO BE ANYTHING! I DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO PRETEND! WHERE ARE WE?"

faint

"WOWIE! THAT SURE WAS A DOOZIE! WHAT DID I MISS? OH… ITS ME! HELLO AGAIN PAPYRUS! WHAT? I'M A WIMPY BABY WHO COVERS HIS EMOTIONS IN HIS SMILE, BURYING HIS SORROWS IN HIS COOKING, WHICH ISN'T VERY GOOD? I'M NEVER GOING TO ACCOMPLISH ANYTHING IN LIFE? WELL, I DON'T SEE ANYTHING WRONG WITH THAT! I'M ME! A-AND THAT'S ALL THAT MATTERS! I-I'M… ME! sad papyrus face"

*blah blah through determination blah blah papyrus will now COACH FOR YOU!"