Nobody: - *Perry the Platypus left the group*

"You see, Perry the Platypus… When I was a young boy, my parents would constantly insist that I shared everything I had with my brother. And not the other way around, of course, the poor thing! So I had to give up so much… Half of MY dessert, half of MY comic books, half of MY bike's wheels… One day, when my mother forced me to give one of my snow gloves to my brother, I swore that the day would come when I use this other glove to smite him off this universe! And yes, it'll destroy half of humankind too, and I get it, you're upset about that, but at least Earth will acknowledge my REVENGE!!!"

Actually, the Infinity Gauntlet grants the wielder the power to obtain ANYTHING he wants with the snap of his fingers…

It was Thanos' goal to wipe out half of all life in the universe, not Doof's…

Maybe Doof could use the Gauntlet to TAKE OVER THE ENTIRE TRI-STATE AREAAAAA!!!