Communism - Only the government can save us

Building all those strawmen must be exhausting.

Communism bad as opposed to the free market, which brings glorious prosperity and perfection!

Ask Honduras, which fell under a coup so that the USA and Chiquita could protect their banana supply resulting in mass death! And to this day is still a corrupt hellhole with the second highest murder rate in the world (second to El Salvador, another country with a great history of USA's capitalist "freedom"). It coined the term "banana republic".

Or Albania which switched from communism to free market capitalism and resulted in the entire country being bankrupted due to ponzi schemes! The free market brings prosperity, government regulation bad! Which is why the entire country's economy was destroyed once government regulations were stopped! The situation was so bad Albania had another civil war so they could put the Socialist Party of Albania back in power.

Or South Korea, which has an excellent economy but the 10th highest suicide rate of any country in the world! Oh you think that's bad? That's a massive improvement from when they were the 5th!

Or the glorious free market capitalism of the USA where more than 40% of people have to work two jobs in order to survive! That loves freedom, liberty and the free market so much that they they install fascist juntas in countries just to protect the free market and embargo the shit out of countries that disobey them (Cuba for example).

But no, keep sucking the dick of the free market.