The Legend of Zelda - Canon

"Now I have you, Link! What's that? Do I shoot out of my… that's my MUZZLE! Not my ASS! Yes, it's kind of in the same place, but… NEVER MIND! What am I going to shoot you with? PURE DARK MAGICAL PAIN! … what do you mean, 'is it brown'? Do you have the sense of humor of a 9 year old?! Never mind, don't answer that, we both know how twisted the timeline is, godess knows how old any of us are at this point. REGARDLESS! TIME TO DIE! … … can you turn me around so I can shoot you?"

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