Almost Politically Correct Redneck - Gay marriage

@sting_auer
It broke one of the seven unwritten, anti-shitstorm rules of the internet:

#1: DO NOT INSULT MLP: FRIENDSHIP IS MAGIC. PERIOD. YOU WILL DIE. GRAPHICALLY.
#2: DO NOT BRING UP GAY MARRIAGE OR FACE THE UNDYING WRATH OF THE ACTIVISTS.
#3: DO NOT BRING UP ABORTION. RELIGIONFAGS WON’T SHUT UP FOR AGES.
#4: DO NOT BRING UP POLITICS UNLESS YOU WANT EVERYONE TO BECOME A SUPERDICK.
#5: NEVER SUPPORT OR POST THINGS FROM 9GAG. WE ALL HATE IT SO VERY MUCH.
#6: DO NOT TALK ABOUT RELIGION. CHURCHFAGS WILL PASS A STONE.
#7: AVOID SHIPPING NO MATTER WHAT. DON’T DO IT, MAN! THE SCARS ARE FOREVER!

Failure to comply to these rules will result trigger an influx of butthurt comments, 3,000 downvotes, and the eventual mercy kill 404’ing of your thread. Continue to persist and you will be exterminated-
ESPECIALLY if you break Rule #1. Trust me, it’s a proven fact.