ASPCA Commercial Parodies - Remember the Commericals?

IN THE AAAAAAAAAARMS OOOOOOOOOOOOOF AN AAAAAAAAAAANGEEEEEEEEELLLLL…

"Hi. I'm Sarah Mclachlan and I'm going to make you scramble to change the channel."

Seriously….like I fully support helping abused and abandoned animals, but I don't want these horribly depressing commercials ruining my show.