Tumblr - O rly?

Well… I'm straight… So yeah, I'd probably find a girl hotter than a boy…

But there was this one time… when I left the country… We both swore never to talk about it though.

sexual orientation confirmed not to be chosen or dictated through DNA but the lenght of hair.
long haired guy in a group of normal guys → poof everyone became gay
short haired girl in a group of girls → poof lesbians everywhere