FAIL / Epic Fail - Demon Possessed Singing Trout

one Christmas my family had a moose with a saxophone who used to play a jazzy jingle bells when you poked it's foot. One day I dropped it on the ground, fearing it was broken I started pressing the button, and it sang A JAZZY RENDITION OF SATAN PASSING A TACO TUESDAY SURPRISE WITH EXTRA CHRISTMAS FEST so I took it outside and beat it to death with a golf club. I BROKE IT INTO THREE PARTS AND IT WAS STILL PLAYING BY THE SLIM CORDS HOLDING THE JUNK TOGETHER. I have seen Satan okay?!