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25 Children Being So Innocently Dumb

The future of the planet, the economy and literally everything, is in the hands of our children. Raising a child is no easy task, and not everyone is set out for it, raising the next generation is a scary thought. While I'm sure these kids will grow up to do amazing things, children do some seriously stupid things. You really can't blame them, they were like, just born, but you can laugh at the dumb stuff they do every day and think about how they got there, and why.

It's funny, everyone was a kid once doing the same stupid stuff as these kids, but still, it's hard to understand the thought process behind some of these actions, if there was one at all. Anyone who is a parent will be able to relate in some way to these 25 images and stories of kids doing absolutely mindless things. Anyone who isn't a parent may rethink the whole 'kids' thing because of them.

That wasn't the point

Octopus/Caveman @Octopus Caveman My son's school was having issues with messy bathrooms so every month they reward the boys or girls with ice cream depending on whose bathrooms are cleaner and according to my son it's become a prank war where they just f up each other's bathroom.

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Should they accept it?

8:58 AM wants you to approve this website: www.wikihow.com/ Watch-a-YouTube-Video -Without-Your-Parents-K nowing Decline

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Whoops…

@YT_BeautifulDJPlayz ⚫ 10h ago $399.99 Thanks! B 1 @Plainrock124 • 1h ago (edited) WOW THANKS YOU'RE LOADED B 2 @YT_BeautifulDJPlayz • 13 min ago (edited) @Plainrock124 I'm sorry this is his mother he is a five year old boy who accidentally purchased things on my account I'm turning it in to get it back B @Plainrock124 • 2 min ago Lol

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Kids have no idea

My son just told me that he LOVES the new toy trucks they got at daycare. They are his toy trucks. We donated them because he refused to play with them.

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Well…

口 Call/ note to parent 0 Parent conference . Referral to site administrator 口 Conference with parent/student Suspension on Comments: stood at the top of the play structure and urinated off of during recess time. _it Parent's Comments: Sign and return to school: Parent/Guardian signature: Date.

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That's valid

kelsey gamble @kindofsquishy my kid randomly told me "I'm gonna go do namaste in the backyard be back soon" this is... apparently... namaste 11:32 PM 2/21/21 Twitter for iPhone

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The stories of kids and their pets are always the best

When my son was 3 he had a Guinea pig named rufus. One day he left the cage open & rufus disappeared. I bought a replacement rufus, never told my son & things were going fine until the original rufus showed up and I had to pretend he was rufus's cousin, roger from philly.

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Slay

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They're fine

Omnintensivist @GoodishIntent When my son Seth was little, he would beg his brother to put him in this particular pillow case and swing him around. I know it's insane and the only reason I'm telling you now is because they are grown up and I can't lose custody of them

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Oh God…

+ 8:40 Amazon . LTE 60 OK SOC Micah just said maybe Penny is sick because I've been putting m&m in her bowl mom doesn't know. I give them to her when mom isn't looking 19 WHAT!? OMG! Micah! Yeah I was like that can make her really sick He knows that too, if they drop one I am on top of them to pick it up and explain why Well, messaged just in time. Waiting at the vet now iMessage Delivered

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Already?

THE KIDS ARE ROMANTICIZING QUARANTINE???? What is happening. 258 comments X 3 I'd give the world to experience 2020 as a teenager 2-27 Reply 328 P frrr i was 10 2-27 Reply 33 SAME 1d Reply SalinGonely ▸ × SAME 23h Reply 2 2 ==

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I mean it isn't wrong

Evil I tricked a four year old into not wanting my Nutella by calling it "hazelnut butter"

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What was the thought process here

Legit call from the school: Principal: I just wanted to touch base with you. Your daughter was baiting seagulls into the playground with gummy worms and actually caught one; Like in her arms. It did bite her― not hard, but I needed to inform you that we filed an incident report

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Sigh

ना al Mirror DAILY MIRROR 3 MIN READ Children running in museum knock over £50,000 glass sculpture of Disney castle

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It's not lying, it's bending the truth

Parents of reddit, what's your best example of reversed psycology on your kids that actually worked? Discussion 26.5k BEST COMMENTS 6.6k ↑ Share blackbird77 2.6h Took my 3 year old son to one of those doctor's visits where he was going to get a shot. He was worried about the shot on the whole drive over, almost to the point of tears. We get to the doctor's office and a nurse subtly lets me know that my son is not just scheduled for 1 shot, but 5 of them in the same visit. I turn to my son with an exaggerated smile and tell him, "Good news! They figured out how to take that one big shot you were going to get and instead break it up into these 5 little tiny shots so it won't hurt nearly as much!" You could see the relief wash over his face. He stopped squirming and relaxed completely. He took the first shot and even smiled and said "It's true! The small ones don't hurt!" We actually made it through the third shot before the effect wore off and reality kicked in. Still... I counted it as a victory.

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A better version of hide and seek

@SweetGoatato So my kids have a Shrek mask.... They play a game named "Hide and Shrek". It's like hide and seek except the seeker is Shrek and when he finds. them he yells "GET OUT OF MAH SWAMP" and chases them. As the seeker is moving through the house he quietly sings All Star.

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So dumb

OZ Today at 1:22 PM Kids say the darndest things Kid came up and asked for a free cookie and I said I can't do that so he asked how he could get a free cookie and I said if you come back later and we have a broken one we'll give it to you (edited) He goes "can I pay you $2 to break one on purpose 2 The cookies are 1.50. (edited)

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So young, but so honest

Name: Frankie $ by I don't I earn money at home by I am a freeloader

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Why…

NBC2 @NBC2 An 11-year-old Port Orange girl was arrested after she texted 911 on Wednesday morning to falsely report that her friend was kidnapped by an armed man driving a white van on South I-95 in Oak Hill. ↓ 2023-07-26 11:00:36 -04:00 AXON BODY 3 X60A90458 nbc-2.com 11-year-old Florida girl arrested after falsely reporting her friend was kidnapped 12:02 AM 27 Jul 23 · 135 Views •

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A whole BBQ, this kid's meal

NET WIT

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It was a different time

michael @sirtorchington I feel sorry for Netflix era kids. They will never know the high stakes adrenaline of running to the bathroom/fridge/ bedroom in a single ad break, with the beckoning call of a sibling screaming "It's ONNNNNN" to send you hurdling over furniture to get back in time. srsfunny Couldn't you just pause it usedkarma oh my sweet summer child kayceecruz I am dying.

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Google Family hater

R January 17, 2022 2 I really hate this app when. You in boss fight in plant vs zombies at night and your almost deafeting him then your phone is gonna lock untill 7:00am I just want this app to get deleted

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Infuriating

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That is a good printout

3d Months ago one of the kids printed out a good quality picture of a loaf of bread and a head of Romain lettuce, I have no idea why. They did not wind up using it for anything and the paper has floated around our living room for months because it's a really good printout and I cannot bring myself to throw it away. Please can someone help me.

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