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25 Unhinged Sentences Showcasing Some Pretty Specific Scenarios

There's some wacky stuff that goes on in the world, a lot of it many people don't even know or hear about. With all the people out there getting up to different shenanigans every day, there are tons of new sentences and news headlines to read. Though it may seem like there is nothing truly original left, since so much has already been done, some of the stuff on Reddit's /r/brandnewsentence is truly shocking.

This subreddit is made to collect the weirdest, most insane, and most confusing sentences and statements from around the internet. These are the kinds of things that have probably never been said before now. Some of them are in a similar fashion to the kinds of 'Florida Man' headlines. Everyone has seen them, they're iconic. Take a peek into the minds and lives of some insane people with these 25 brand-new sentences, never before heard, written or seen.

Alrighty then

Mom dresses as giant cat at school board meeting in weird 'woke' protest The Independent 14 December 2022 ↑

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He's not wrong though

Big burgers should be wider, not taller 507 comments i hate when i go somewhere and they're like "try our cowboy cut 1/2 lb extra thick big boy burger" and they bring out a f¶ meatloaf between two a cheeks expecting me to unhinge my jaw like a snake to take this meat log they put before me ◆fren 3h

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Let's hear it

Fatherly ■BRAIN POWER American IQ's Are Dropping. Here's Why It Might Not Be A Bad Thing This is what a "reverse Flynn effect" is. by Kristi Pahr 23 hours ago MENU

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Does anyone plan on that?

Never in my life did I plan on being 25, toothless, rubbing beef fat on my pregnant belly, anticipating the homebirth of my third daughter, while living off the grid out in the woods BUT God's plans were far greater than my own. в Likes

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There is no way this can go well

: Anonymous 06/23/19(Sun)07:07:59 No.802961509 20190623_080514.jpg 1.53 MB JPG I'm about to give myself a root canal/filling. I have no dental training. But the pain is more than I can bare. Ask me anything. I'm scared guys.

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Huh…

An Indian woman who lost her hands received a transplant from a male donor. After the surgery, her hands became lighter and more feminine over time. Science MANGO ANGO 19 MANGO MAN

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They keep doing what

Airline keeps mistaking 101-year- old woman for baby Joe Tidy Cyber correspondent

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I get it

M @Michelle-td5hs • 6mo ago 7x7 being 49 is the exact equivalent to thursday. 46K 556 replies

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Accurate

ikTok If your child Puts his/her hand in the topping you have to Pay for the ENTIRE Container! Thank you Comments 1w Like Reply View more replies... J 2.3K D The ones offended by the sign are the type of parents who have kids that smell like hot dog water 2w Like Reply View more replies... 8.7K

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That's horrifying

Dexerto @Dexerto Subscribe "The female player revealed that she left because of third-rate duelists with fourth-rate hygiene" dexerto.com Female Yu-Gi-Oh player quits tournament because opponents smelled bad - Dexerto 13:15 12 Apr 24 56.4K Views 74 Reposts 18 Quotes 1,112 Likes 36 Bookmarks 27

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Sickening

Frankie Francis @Frankie Follow Are you ok babe? You've hardly touched your Gonster.... BUCY CHILL OPEN POUR ENJOY CHILL ESTO 1759 E+SUPER DRY+ FT GUINNESS ST JAMES'S GATE DUBLIN, IRELAND DRAUGHT STOUT • MONSTER ENERGY NITRO K 08:42 26/04/2024 From Earth 164K Views 130 Reposts 33 Quotes 3.7K Likes 160 Bookmarks

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He means that literally, apparently

Arab @YourFellowArab. 13h I used to be a gamer, professional at that. Gaming got gay, and I mean that literally. It used to be an escape from the woke. We could get on, release our anger & energy by calling each other every slur in the book; no hard feelings - we're just playing. At some point there... Show more ARAB 600 1K tz 1.1K 6K | 1.2M ☐ 1

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Interesting thought

Lawrence Ward @LawrWard 8 The population of Scotland is around 5.25mil and there are 600mil cats in the world so if every cat decided to invade Scotland each Scot would have to fight off around 114 cats each and I really don't think they could pull it off

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New term of endearment just dropped

everyday feminism 5 Gender-Neutral Alternatives to 'Boyfriend' and 'Girlfriend' 5. Goyfriend If I'm not mistaken, "goyfriend" is a mash-up of the words "girlfriend" and "boyfriend."

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Someone study this

bemma @bemdoll Follow the temu vape reversed the cilantro soap gene in my brother 1:01 PM 4/29/24 319K Views · ° 1K Reposts 68 Quotes 14K Likes 556 Bookmarks

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So true

SHOTTAVAKA @Vaka650 Nobody likes bein around the one-up friend. Yo day was hard, their day was harder. You got a good job, their job is better. You got 5 bands, they got 6. You went to Tennessee, they went to Elevennessee. 3:19 a.m. 15 Apr. 22 Twitter for iPhone 12.1K Retweets 1,557 Quote Tweets

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The world needed this

Hundreds gathered in NYC to watch a masked man eat a gigantic jar of cheese balle WATCH ME EAT THIS ENTIRE JAR OF CHEESEBALLS Union Square Park April 27th 3pm 2:30 am 30 Apr 24. 3.4M Views

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Be cool everyone

TONATURE The CryptoNaturalist @CryptoNature Octopuses are amazing mimics. At some point, an octopus is going to stroll out of the ocean wearing glasses and cargo shorts and we need to at least pretend to buy it. Be cool. Buy them a drink. Don't embarrass us in front of the cephalopods.

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Oh

r/WhatsWrong With YourDog 7h Instead of chewing he just grunts and tongues the bone hole 2,257 110 370

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I mean, okay

BBC NEWS White House wants Moon to have its own time zone BBC - 17h бо

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AI is getting out of hand

New England Yinzer @CleanestDiesel Follow 600 The Facebook bot accounts that pump out Al art are auto generating some truly lovecraftian horror. This is Jesus' face composed of giant shrimp attacking children? Tatyand Davon9 is in Los Angeles, CA. 11h Close your eyes 70% and see magic Today's my graduation May 2024 is Your Best Year✔✔ #art #artist #artgallery #painting

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Surprise!

Surprise! Wisconsin scientists discover more eyes on daddy longlegs. BY JONAH BELECKIS

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Tents are like toddlers

@Natl ParkSe 22. Apr.... National Park Sei TIP: Always stake your tent. 353 12.983 National Park Service @NatlParkService 32.429910.758 % Folgen Tents are like toddlers, ya gotta keep an eye on 'em. They move fast. Learn more camping tips at:

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Sparkling math

It's only physics if it's from the Physique region of France. Otherwise it's just sparkling math 18:54 22 Jun 19 Twitter Web App 57 Retweets 194 Likes 27 в до

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Sorry?

News / World News / Sierra Leone Declares Emergen... Sierra Leone Declares Emergency After Addicts Dig Up Graves To Get High On Drug Made From Human Bones The drug has become a widespread problem and dealers have reportedly turned into grave robbers, breaking into thousands of tombs to steal skeletons to keep up with the demands.

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