Two people who think they're very smart in the following collection.

10 People Bragging About Their Intelligence, Despite Having None

Not all of us are very smart. That's just the harsh truth. But fortunately, most of us are smart enough to see why the following images are very cringeworthy, because the people who posted them certainly didn't. They seem to think they're the smartest people in the world, but anyone who would unironically post these things online where everyone can see them is clearly not one of the most intelligent people in our society.

They probably fall on the low end of the IQ curve, but they can't see it. Nevertheless, they insist we don't quite understand them, often using big words to scare us off (and never using them properly, anyway). We're almost embarrassed for these people, because we all had to look at the awkward blocks of text they posted, and now we're never going to forget them. Here are some of our new favorite posts that seemed to insist the user behind them has vastly superior intelligence compared to the rest of us.

He Consumes Libraries

About Me I am not just another Tinder-guy. I have an intricate history. Experiences and feelings. I'm complex. I consume libraries. I do things like crawl in a Lyft (I'm 5'7) and say "The library and step on it." I feel and believe. I have opinions. Some of them are interesting. I believe the influence of Kierkegaard on Camus is underestimated. I believe Hobbes is just Rousseau in a dark mirror. I believe people want everything and nothing.

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I Bet He Gets Lots of Matches

You should leave a comment if If you think you are a photon quanta to my valence electron or if you are a believer in quantum entanglement. Btw, notifications are set to off.

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This drives all the ladies crazy.

He's Dug Too Deep

:23 the coming race movie The Vril/Thule Society | And the Coming Race vate Universe. 5.4K views 7 months ago Literally so deep in my findings that this is a sense of how little people know what I know

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That's still a lot of views.

The Rick and Morty of Superhero Content

AM THE TIME OF THE AVENGERS HAS PASSED The Boys: The Show For Thinking People (Video Essay) About Movies 260K views 2 months ago 14:47 ⠀

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He's Missing Out

17m. X Some people watch the Kardashians or random tv shows...... Meanwhile I watch videos on Quantum Physics because it's interesting lol. Feel like I really missed out on something in life.

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Maybe not Keeping Up with the Kardashians, but other TV shows are pretty great, and we're basically being shamed here for enjoying them.

A Manga Reviewer Who Just Discovered a Thesaurus

Overall Rating 6 Jun 29, 2013 2:29 PM | 193 people found helpful Overall it could be classed as cliche-ridden, as it borrows asinine plot frequently seen in Hollywood trash horrors, albeit that Japanese peculiarity to add dose of aberrancy really supplements the status of this piece to class it as a bit above mediocre or even unique for some aspects at least. Affixed to above mentioned is the abundantly embellished art style which is a meritorious element, and perhaps will serve as a stimulus to continue till the end, that is, if you will consider plot to be atrocious, or predictable.

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I don't know what this means. I tried to read it, but I couldn't. I don't think he's using any of these words right.

Who Else Wants to Feel His Wrath?

← B Replies h ago Well you're a liberal so it's not surprising that someone's opinion is offensive to you 4 4 Who asked 1 1h ago Translate to English P 2 Good Day 40 min ago 29 min ago (edited) I do not appreciate this response. humans of the liberal political standpoints do not appeal my agenda. Offensive humour should be praised or ignored, not antagonized. Stop getting, as the cool kids say, "offensive" over the utmost minuscule inquiries, or feel my wrath. x : ⠀ : :

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I know I do.

All About His High-IQ Friend's AI

O с Credits to our memer Artificial Intelligence scientist @ He fixed The Little Mermaid, and turned the woke actor into a ginger white girl He says he can do fix the whole movie when it comes out with 4x A6000 in 24 hours It's over for wokecels 0:02 168.9K views 677 2,535 5,850 14h Note for Twitter: This is for purely educational purposes, please do not misinterpret this in a racist way. I am just amazed by high-IQ friend who works with Artificial Intelligence and the stuff he can make, and wanted to show people his field of study. 149 168 û 686

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On a College Confessions Account

Posts S. 2:13 * * * * || 74% i have the mental intellect that would be able to take on the entire univers and mentally & psychologically destroy them no matter how smart they think they are, my intelligence is superior to any mortal being, so much so that i've been able to be intact with every single particle flowing through this space and time continuum and become a part of its non stop flow, consequently obtaining all of the knowledge this mere dust sized cosmic web has to exist. But i act normal as if i wasn't elevated, as if i don't possess everything in this universe already in me as i am the ensemble that we call the universe .I am immortal and my consciousness cannot and will never cease to exist as i am what you humans call life. Bro you don't even know the Pythagorean theorem / go follow 56 minutes ago K

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Hackerman

-- OP. 5h Sounds easy enough I slept through most of school and trying was rarely ever my plan lol You see, as smart as I am. You don't really have to try, Math, Science, English, it's all easy. Lifting weights and Running for 2 hrs is a challenge. Trying to be a pro gamer is a challenge and learning an instrument is well... extremely easy. I hate being a know it all, but being a gifted genius. Learning stuff has always been easy for me. Reply www I. 4h Yeah, cs isn't for you. Gender studies seems like up your alley tho. 7 ↓ -7 OP • 2h We shall see about that, last person who doubted me had seen what I was truly capable of. Ever hacked into someone's Gmail account just to prove you could do it? One of the greatest feelings in life is knowing you can do something that others can't even comprehend. Add a comment An even better feeling is knowing you were able to catch someone cheating on their significant other through their Gmail and making them s-- in embarrassment in the middle of their classroom. Think what you will, it matters not to me.

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