On left: the KFC Firedog. On right: a chocolate-covered pickled, light brown, very oblong.

10 Unsettling Products You Never Knew Existed

We live in a consumer-based society, where we buy and buy and buy. Companies are racing against our escalating desires, always trying to get ahead of the curve and produce the next big, weird, trendy thing. Sometimes, that process leads to results that can best be described as "cursed" — things you wish could be CTRL + Z'd out of existence or things that might even become nightmare fuel.

On Reddit's community /r/ofcoursethatsathing, enterprising internet people collect real examples of cursed products discovered out in the wild. These things are unholy and bizarre, but of course, they exist because capitalism exists. There are so many creative people out there chasing after your eyeballs and your dollars that essentially everything you can think of exists somewhere… and some of these things might actually be worth buying.

Rolling Into Club Like This

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This is what an alpha wears.

Hungry Yet?

Pizza Hut DIMSUM . PIZZA? COBA TENTUIN SENDIRI! BARU! *** DIMSUM PIZZA

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We Live In Weird Times

u/ColorMuseum C Gesponsert If you could own color on the blockchain -and earn royalties from it each time an NFT that uses those colors trades, which colors would you mint? This is what we're going to make possible at the upcoming Color Museum Market. CaryCo ncagita viduneinuro COLOR MUSEUM ARLY ACCESS NAVIGATE Gallery = List 88 Grid O Al All COLOR, MUSEUM O Mint a color Ether Sky Blue 9AEBFF Dillions of color.museum Learn More Abstimmen 0 * Teilen

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This is the sort of thing that would horrify our ancestors. They would think it was sorcery.

Just Half of a Car

00 FOR SALE MYNAOO hino

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Kentucky Camp Fire

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Adorable Yet Gross

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Rather Literal

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There is nothing inaccurate about this product, but usually, they don't say the quiet part out loud like this.

99 Cans of PBR On the Wall …

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Just shy of a hundred cans of the finest PBR? What could go wrong?

The Shape…

Chocolate Covered Pickle

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So oblong, so brown, so shiny … get ready to munch.

Highly Appetizing

BIRTHDAY CAKE MAYONNAISE 30FL 0Z 1 PT 14 FL 0z)

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