Bad two sentences horror stories from Reddit.

14 'Two-Sentence Horror Stories' That Aren't Scary At All

The members of Reddit's /r/TwoSentenceHorror are trying hard to scare you senseless. The catch is that they only have two sentences to do it. Some say brevity is the soul of wit, but these 14 Redditors definitely fell flat on their faces. And the saddest part is the effort they put into it. Reading all of these, you'll see the genuine desire to say something meaningful in two short lines. You'll also be able to instantly tell which Redditors are under the age of 12.

These stories might not be any good, but they're worth a read, since someone really wanted to make you scared and risked humiliation to post such a story. Will these succeed at creeping you out? Definitely not, but they'll leave you wanting more from these underappreciated authors of our generation. Take a look at the best of the worst two-sentence horror stories that might have been meant to be scary, but just… aren't.

Gruesome

r/TwoSentenceHorror +, Posted by u/ChuckyChuckerson • 20m He kept complaining about the food at the 5 star restaurant, but it tasted great to me I guess the stomach rats agreed. Vote Comment S Share +Award

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NOOOO

r/TwoSentenceHorror 254 Posted by u/Evelithos • 17m +Join 头1 "Its only 5 nights it shouldnt be that hard" I said to myself. That was when i realized freddy Fazbore was in the room. 金 Vote E Share

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Too Real

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My Meat

r/TwoSentenceHorror 284 u/JanuaryFourth1990 · 3h I got home from the store and began unwrapping several packages of meat. One of the meat began moving Comment 1 Share

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Over My Head

r/TwoSentenceHorror u/PlasmaLink• 8m My garbage can smelled like yogurt ...But I haven't been eating yogurt. Vote 1 1, Share + Award

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You Tried So Hard

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Eye Bleach

r/TwoSentenceHorror Join u/[deleted] • 2y I was beating my wife because she wasn't in the kitchen, but I then realized my wife was dead. Who's wife was I beating? Comment T, Share

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Bad Day In Heaven

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What?

r/TwoSentenceHorror u/YeeterSkadeeter · 267d There's an old man that counts until the earth is about to be destroyed. "11,726,731.. НА НА НА" . 11,726,732. he he HA 2 1 1, Share Award

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I Wish I Never Learned To Read

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Couldn't Be Me

r/TwoSentenceHorror 2SH u/Zomb1eMash3R • 3h Join my noodles were tasting a little off until i looked down and say they were actually worms 6 1, Share Award

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She Shoulda Known

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Food Poisoning

r/TwoSentenceHorror 25H u/TylerSpicknell · 2d Join I love pistachio nuts! I didn't even notice that these weren't just green, they were GLOWING green! 28 3 2 ↑, Share Award

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So Sweet

A Posted by u/notgoingtobother 16 minutes ago Vote I ordered a hot dog and I swear, the ketchup on it was the best I ever tasted. I asked the vendor what brand it was and he said, "Thafs not ketchup, that's blood from a dead child." O Comments Award Share Save

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