Two terrible life pro tips in the following collection.

14 'Pro Tips' So Bad They'd Run Your Social Life

Life hacks aren't always great. If you're taking advice to improve your quality of life from strangers online, it's probably best to double-check the facts before you stick with it. Alternatively, you can just use common sense. These life "pro tips" are about the worst ideas the internet has ever had, and the internet has had a lot of very bad ideas, so that's saying something.

While most of them aren't dangerous, they rank up there with the stupidity level of consuming Tide Pods. We're really begging you not to listen to them. Take a look though, because they are pretty funny. But don't base your life around any very questionable advice given to you by internet strangers, or you might wind up one of the people who actually take advice from "pro tips" created with malevolent intent. These are 14 of the funniest ones out there that you wouldn't dream of trying out.

New Routine Idea

How to avoid stress at work: 1. Don't go to work.

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The Healthier Choice

t3 You Retweeted Health Badvice @BadHealthAdvice Remember: taking the vegetables off your double bacon cheeseburger decreases the amount of calories consumed 4:48 PM · 12/18/19 · Twitter for iPhone

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Just Take Everything

Haley OC @MILFWEEED · 1 Std. Take home more things you need from your job, I promise you'll regret not stealing more when you leave 13 27 13 208 Haley OC @MILFWEEED · 43 Min. Take 10 of those snack packs from the break room! Grab a few legal writing pads for your at home needs! Those cleaning supplies & coffee pods? GRAB EM!!!! 27 1 36

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Lie Detector "Torture" for Your Password

I make the password "I do not know" so that even when I am tortured with a lie detector, I will not give it away Medium Small MEGA Mind size

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Planning for Prison

Pro tip for guys: If you plan on going to prison, learn to cut hair. Barbers are greatly appreciated by other inmates and you'll likely be spared when it comes to prison violence + 115.0K 881 comments josh O Thanks bro I was planning to go next Tuesday 17.8K 9h Reply View replies (53) V Why would I plan on going to prison 17.2K 23h Reply Reu Charles · Creator To focus on gym 22.3K 14h Reply

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Free Cremation

What's the most masculine purchase you've ever made? 金1.1k î, Share 1.1k Award BEST COMMENTS V neat_story_bro · 5h 2 Awards Pre-puchase my cremation: so my children don't have to struggle deciding on what to do when my mortality hits me like a truck on the wrong side of the road. SReply 金1.5k凸 MREZW • 4h I did this as well, but I took it a step further & have a life insurance policy. I work on powerlines for a living & it's a very dangerous job. Knowing my family will be just fine financially if I die gives me peace of mind that's invaluable. 392 snowpaxz • 2h 4 Awards if you work on power lines, I suppose you don't even need to pay for a cremation, that's just a perk of the job 568

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Gain an Advantage in Chess

patrick_nathan_official Pro tip: when playing chess, if your opponent looks away sneek a quick peek at their pieces so that you will know their positions 11h 292 likes Reply

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When the Selfie Camera Just Isn't Enough

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Wash Your Milk to Avoid Spreading Germs

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Prevent Thumb Sucking with a Dog Cone

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Instant Headphones

myocardiac i culdnt find my headphones and its late at night solution: get a stethoscope and put it up to the speaker with the computer on low volume thatweirdcanadian if i cant find my headphones what makes you think im going to find a stethoscope just lying around

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Eat More so You Don't Get Kidnapped

Smillee Sims @smilleesims Sis got a point.. Iyanna Morgan Remember.. The more you weigh the harder you are to kidnap. Stay safe... Eat cake.

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Get Attention from the Cute Waitress

Like the cute waitress? Go out your way to be rude to that she spits in your food.

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Tree Removal Tip

3:09 E prev 110/499 next→ fire wood 4 hours ago free stuff Free for the removal. I have two trees that need to go. If you cut them down you can have the wood. They are located on a empty lot next to the picture for an explanation of which two. You are responsible for any or all damage. you must pile the brush , I will remove it and the stumps. You can take the wood. Please look and give me a call. First come first serve. Do not not just go and take it with out permission. street. See reply •..

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